Be a pimp!
So, that was a while ago. Today, I'm thinking: DAMN! I should re-install that game because the guns look cool! First I played multiplayer. The bots are messed because I'm shooting this woman in a gown, and she doesn't really die. I thought "maybe she just likes to live". That's alright. A couple deaths later, I get a pimp-out assult rifle. Now I'm happy, because I see the woman in a gown. I get maybe 3 shots before she kills me again. It's like counterstrike, but without the reallism, blood etc.
So I decided to play the single player missions.
***SPOILERS***
You start off by infiltrating this guys castle for some reason. This woman tells you to find a way in without being spoted. She says "maybe you can use that truck!" This truck is driving pretty slowly. I jump on top of it, slide off and furiously press the use key at the door. It doesn't open. I get spotted and shot at by a crap load of guys, but my health is only down by 2 things. That's easy mode for you.
So now the truck is at the top of the hill outside the entrance of the castle. I think, I'll have a walk through the truck. So I decided to walk throught the truck. I went through the truck.
Once your inside, funny stuff happens. For one part you have to take a picture of all 4 of the female guests with you lighter-watch. I took a picture of T&A.
Then the best part happened. When you have to shoot alot of guys they die. I try to open a door, but there is a dead body there, but I didn't know he was dead cause the door is closed, ya know? Basically, I'm using the door, but I'm really using a dead body on the other side of the door. So when I open the door and I'm surprised to find a dead guy there. I press the use button on him and he still talks to you. "Sir, the party is downstairs."
Dead people talk to me.