Avoid at all costs.

User Rating: 2.7 | 80 Days PC
Oh, what a horrible game. I will admit, I could not even play through most of it because I was so frustrated with the controls.

I had my doubts from the beginning, but the premise of the game was promising enough for me to check it out. It was a big mistake. The execution of the game is the worst I've seen in a long time.

The controls are horrible. It is near impossible to actually get your character (viewed in third person perspective) to go where you want or do what you want. The camera is always in the wrong position. Trying to manuver your character in tight spots is nearly impossible. No, scratch that. It IS impossible.

And it doesn't get better. Even after I got somewhat used to the controls, special situations almost always cropped up to make things more difficult. It was a constant battle with the game to do even the most basic tasks.

The graphics are uniformly awful. Many textures (such as one, which was a flat looking box that was supposed to be full of apples) were so bad I was laughing at it. At least they could have added some bumb mapping or something. But no--it was a flat polygon with a picture of apples. And this was everywhere in the game. The graphics were simply horrible.

I might have suffered through all of these problems if the game had decent voice acting and a good story. This game has neither. The story is virtually nonexistent. The puzzles are ridiculously easy, even on the hardest difficulty level. On the easiest level, the game outright tells you what to do next. The voice acting is attrocious. Even the environments, which one would think would be diverse given the game's premise, were anything but. They were comepletely generic and uninspired.

My suggestion is to completely avoid it. It has no redeeming qualities, unless you enjoy the challenge of fighting a game itself, rather than actually playing it.