OMG. !!!

User Rating: 1 | Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures PC
If you have no pills, knifes, bridges to jump from this is the way to go!!!

I have never reviewed a game in my life.. butt this is necessary !

Lets start my journey with AOC highborian (Death wish) adventures!
OMG, I start to install the game.. ,,,,,... ZZ Zzz z z zZ ,,,,, When i woke up the next day it wanted CD 2.. .... zZ Z... z.zz..z.. I got my girlfriend pregnant twice before it was finished... And yes i had a smile on my face because i finally got to start the game... The first thing i se when i press the AOC.exe i se a dos window appear and it serrated to puke Errors.... Cant find this and that error my ass... I got it fixt when i updated the game by pressing the update.exe .. So here comes the first IDIOTIC thing with this game.. Why could they not link the update exe to the Aoc.exe ??? retards.. after the update the aoc.exe was linkt to the update file... Its like you wipe you own ass before take a ****

The game starts... finlay, In the character screen the first thing you se is a man stuck in the wall next to the people rowing the boat ?? nice first impression.. Part 2..

you the lamest cut scene IN YOU LIfe.. And the stupid (funcom/eidos) haven't made any way for you to skip this, Its a boring, ass cutscene when you are drowning forever !! and every time you make a character you must suffer this scene, The funny part is when the man coming to talk to you kneels in 0,0005 sec, like funcom had no time to make a movement more ugly, This is only 5-10 min in the game and i found more glitches in the game then 5 - 10 months in wow.

here is a comparison... If you want a juicy burger, you go to Burger king or Mc Donald's... If you want a second hand, burger somebody have taken a dump in, You go to FUNCOM because they got the special for twice the money and less the taste with there new burger : Big Highborian ass adventures...

If you want me to review this game further.. mail me = ) syv_helix@hotmail.com