I'd rather rub my eyes with a cheese grater and pour lemon juice on them than play this lump of poop you call a game.
User Rating: 4 | Age of Pirates: Caribbean Tales PC
I read like 3 reviews before I tried the game out and they were all damn wrong! In combat, the sound only plays about half the time and when talking to people in town they all say like two different things when you first talk to them. The graphics are sorta ok (they were probably stunning a year and a half ago, idk i wasn't born then) but I had to manually set my resolution (1280x1024 IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT!) in the engine.ini file or whatever the hell it's called. There is no tutorial! At all! No help to tell you what to push no hints or tips. You hafta check your controls in the options like 30 times to figure out what to push, and you change the controls to middle mouse or anything other than left/right click. The game crashes more than spore\'s release date gets pushed back! Listen to gamespot's review of this one, they\'re right for once.
The only thing this sim accurately portrays is the result of hamsters with down syndrome fed nothing but liquefied plastic mixed with glue for eight years and set loose on a keyboard! 
