why...WHY do I suck so much!!?
Wait...you haven't? Whoa whoa whoa...are you serious? What do you mean you haven't played it....what the hell? Were you in prison as a child? No? Oh....oh I see. oh....OH! Huh..really? Your own father huh? Sorry..I didn't know...well...let me tell you what you're missing.
Frustration.
Arkanoid is a good game. It's really simple. You control a paddle on the bottom of the screen that hits a ball towards blocks...this ball breaks them. Sometimes blocks will drop power ups that are good or bad depending on what kind of person you are. If you suck like me..the slow down power up is good....if you are a masochist, the speed up power up is your cup of tea.
It just goes on like that...you are hitting a ball up in the air and trying to make sure you don't miss the ball. It's incredibly simple, and incredibly addicting, and incredibly hard. If you haven't played it...then I highly suggest going a few rounds with it and then hopefully I won't feel so bad that I'm the only one that sucks.
....oh..and uh...you should see someone about that thing that happened. Really. That's not good.