classic mother fu#$@^

User Rating: 9 | Asteroids 2600
By Kingmoonraiser | Review Date:
the title is all i need to express how I feel. I loved back then, but of course it looks like a piece of shit nowadays. It's like the original kings quest. It was programmed by like 3 people.

As graphics get better, who cannot help but notice that the female lead in most of our video games has a great ass. It all startred with Lara Croft, who was so pixelated, that mentioning it was a little embarassing. Now, especially with HD, gamers of all ages can apprecitate the gratuitous tang that comes with our video games nowadays. So I propose that the next evolution of video games will be Video Game Porn, or VGP as I will be the first to coin this phrase. I cannot wait for the corny plots and bad music....oh wait video games already have that.

Don't fear the reaper..

Which game charachters would you like

to see in a VGP?

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