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User Rating: 1 | Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try This at Home XBOX
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Name: Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try this at Home

Platforms this game is available on: XBox/PS2

Platform that this game is being reviewed on: XBox

Publisher: Eidos Interactive

Developer: Paradox Dev

Genre: Wrestling

Difficulty: Hard

Learning Curve: 30 Minutes

Number of Players: 2

Online Players: None

Online Modes: None

Offline Modes: Story Mode/Competitive

Release Date: 10/9/2003

ESRB Rating: M

ESRB Description: Blood/Intense Violence/Mature Sexual Themes/Strong Language

Score: 1 out of 10 What happens when you let the worlds crappiest "Rap" band (Insane Clown Posse) make a game you get this POS (Piece of **** known as Backyard Wrestling: Don't try this at home. With the popularity of the WWE on the Run compared to such comps as Indy's and TNA, Eidos and Paradox thought they would hire the Insane Crap Posse, I'm sorry they are called Insane Clown Posse. This game doesn't take place in one ring what so ever. Instead you will be playing in different areas such as The Mansion, Television Studio and The Truck stop. That's right a Truck stop. Also you will be playing as such craptastic wrestlers such as. Mad Man Pondo, Tom Dub, Rude Boy, Josh Prohibition, M Dogg 20, and those two inbred white boy clown "Rappers" Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dumba...... sorry I mean Shaggy 2 Dope. You will have different types of matches you can also play but they suck. This game gets a M for Blood/Intense Violence/Mature Sexual Themes/Strong Language. and it gets a 1 out of 10 because this game just plain sucks. It's full of glitches and Bugs, its sloppy and just too repetitive. If I had 3 bullets in a gun I would use one bullet for the game disk, one to shoot Violent J and the last for Shaggy 2 Dope. The only thing I got to say is Backyard Wrestling: Don't play this game for the love of god.

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