Another one hits the 10 spot!
User Rating: 10 | Bayonetta PS3
This game is definitely one of my favorites now. Yes I know ive givin quite a few perfects now but thats because ive graded my favorites first. Now there is so much to this game that it is just perfect. First of all there is so much potential offensive material you think the game would have so much controversy its funny.I think the sheer load just cancels out each other that it just...works. I'll admit when i first saw the commercials for this game and the concept i thought "well here come's just another crap game with hot chicks to cover the crap." But know this isn't a polished turd. This game is like a sweet ass gold watch with platinum trim and diamond studs in every digit and a clear fresh crystal glass face to top it off. Ok first we see the game has a comedic presentation right off the bat. We get our protagonist Bayonetta dressed as a priest and you think "what happened? i thought she was a witch?" and you got a goon who just keeps yappin in true goon fashion, you get chuckles then the story comes alive. The cut scene now shows Bayonetta beating the crap out of "angels"(i think the whole culture difference is a big card. i.e angels arn't so sacred in Japan and they aren't the pure spirits they are here in america) Then we see bayonettas clothes get slight snips as the angels attack with her giving a very per vocative moan each cut as it gives a somewhat flash of her bottom and ta-tas and she then flashes in light to reveal her skin tight leather outfit that is actually her bewitched hair. You then begin to play and notice that even at the start the combos are very vast. As we go on the game gets more and more innuendo, violence, action, challenge, and greatness. really the game is just a ton of fun. Controls are phenomenal in this game, you can really tell the developers beta tested this game to perfection. I don't know what gamespot was talking about when they said the ps3 version was visually glitchy because i saw my friends xbox version and they are the same. if anything the textures in distances are smoother and clearer in the ps3 then the 360. and no im not a PS fanboy as i do own both systems and look into the two versions always before purchase. I'm not gonna give any of the story but it is pretty good, kinda like a tarintino film where were just unraveling the mysteries of her past as you move along, i will go on to say that she has been awake for 20 years from a 200 year long slumber so theres where the whole forgetting the past comes into play. Everyone has theyre own tastes but id have to say i feel everyone will enjoy this one. and yes lady gamers the game will still be enjoyable to you. Bayonetta being extremely hot is'nt this games only high point i mean i can't even imagine the amount of red faced dudes from theyre girl slappin them from a comment but really everything about this game is great. At first you'll think wait easy and normal? but this pretty much means normal=the game as it is designed (it's actually surprisingly hard. not at the start but really this game offers an awesome challenge) easy=girlfriend play, and god forbid little kid play. Sure i dont have kids cause im only 17 but id feel uncomfortable playing this game in front of my nephew or niece. really this game is just as hardcore as God of war or ninja gaiden, full of gore down the middle cut in halfs, decapitation, extreme sexual reference, and not to mention language. so if you got younguns' in the house, keep em' in their rooms. Thankyou for reading my review and hope you have just as much fun as ive had with this game. 
