The name says it all. . . Wow, false advertising. o_o

User Rating: 1 | Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em 2600
First of all, there was the Atari, then there was Pong, after Pong, they released more games and expanded their horizon with great retro games. Then "Mystique" came in and released a slew of pornographic games, they come in a leather box where they are just hidden behind retailer's shelves so kids don't know (no surprise there). Then Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em came along.

Sounds violent, right? Let's look at what I'm talking about:
1: The box depicts a woman licking an ice cream cone. (doesn't sound too violent, more like an Ice cream licking game or something)

2: Since I don't know much about the instructions, just by what I've been told, it explains that there's this guy that shoots something down and a couple of ladies are here to catch this infamous thing that's falling down.

3: If you get 69 (Hmmm, now it's getting kind of weird now), you get a life.

4: After I played it, I immediately got revolted when I saw what it is. . . this game is almost like that one game where this guy throws something down to you and you have to catch it to prevent it from blowing up (can't remember).

5: It's not even what I thought at first, what the?

6: I later took the cartridge out of the console and I burnt it to oblivion.

The explanation? This game is one pixel away from being totaly rude, dispicable, gross, and disgusting. Maybe that's why I'm glad that Mystique failed and Atari remained safe from that point on.

So, don't play it. The name is false enough for you not to play it or even get too curious to even want to play it.