This game made Baby Jesus cry.

User Rating: 2 | Bible Adventures NES
By Klonoakatt | Review Date:
I don't even think this game was Made for Christians I think they were trying to make fun OF THEM.


Ok, There's three diffrent games. Moses, David or Noah.

Ok, For baby moses you just gotta carrie him around to the next place Simple right?, Sorry when you play this part. You may consider suicide.
The only part I found fun, is making Moses Fall down in the water, and Pretend It's an Accident "WHOOPS!"

Further more, In Noah's ark you must Drag Animals to your boat, but two of each, What a Load of Bull... Oh and the SNAKE part is Just funny, every snake is Mean, so you just gotta find the right one... I don't remember because I SMASHED THIS GAME TO PIECES.

And david, the only part I recall is Just Gathering sheep right.

First off, this game Never got the Nintendo Seal of a Apporival so this Game was Home Brewed by wisdom Tree...

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