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User Rating: 9.9 | Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing PC
The above game is simply awe-strucking. Since the day I heard the first letter of its title came out from an employee at Circuit City, I knew I was in for a place in Eden. Seriously. The game's graphics and its wonderful title is what catches your attention. The developers, who have been in the gaming industry since the 17-th century, spent trillions of bucks and several decades to develop this game, with the help of a million employees...alright, I'll now introduce you to its amazing visuals. The game's engine can render one petamillion polygons per millisecond, and runs at a frame rate of several thousand frames per second. It incoroporates high technology that allows it to render extreme HDRs, particle effects, supercool yet realistic vehicle physics (the physics are so awesome that my cat spontaneous combusted while watching my 18 wheelers plunging into an endless hole. That's because the developers made many wormholes on the track to teach the gamers about quantum physics. Educational game too!) , etc. and yet it can be run on SNES technology. Extreme optimization was made so that this game can run on any machine. The game's AI is just as amazing. The computer drives better than professional drivers, or for some of the road rage purposes, better than drive-by thugs and America's top polices. The trucks you race ( the racer's amount will range from 1-1000) against will be relentless-they can crash, they can pedal to the metal, and they have the latest in car technology like hybrid-car machines, super cylinders, etc. Additionally, they can haul more goods than your truck, which means that you will sometimes have to make two courier runs in order to haul the same amount of goods that your competitor can haul. That's right, beside crossing the finish line, you have to haul goods too. And instead of feeling it's a burden, pulling the goods actually gets fun after a while...wait, the competition don't stop there. After being ticketed more than Lindsay Lohan's family, you are on the most wanted list for speeding. Police will be around too, and once you reaches several hundred mph, their choppers will move in (that goes the same for your competitions too). So, you will feel the need to pump up your speed to several million mile per hour to beat your other trucks and the cops. Plus, the cops can deploy road blocks, and sometimes the police even pull out their guns to do drive by on you. However, you can always fight back by purchasing stuff such as your own gun, rocket launcher, oil slick, camoflague cloak, neutrino shield, etc. SIMPLY AMAZING! I CAN FEEL THE SPEED RUSHING THROW MY VEINS RIGHT NOW!!!! AND IT ONLY GETS FASTER AND FASTER UNTIL I TEAR THE WORLD APART AND DOMINATE THE WORLD!!!! MWHAHA SPEED WORLD DOMINATION! THE GAME'S THAT AMAZING!!! PURE FUN 100 TIMES BETTER THAN RESISDENT EVIL AND LEGEND OF ZELDA AND TEKKEN AND HALF LIFE AND NINJA GAIDEN AND GRAND THEFT AUTO AND HALO AND COMMAND AND CONQUER AND BATTLEFIELD AND FINAL FANTASY COMBINED!!!...ok, I'll calm down now. The gameplay, in short, is just plain awesome and OVER THE...TOP. Ok, that should give you some adrenaline rush, now let's get to the sounds. The sounds are so good and realistic. I feel like it's in a movie, or in real life!!! You can hear the engine running and birds chrip and stuff, and the in-game music played by top musician such a big orchestra, Green Day, Poison the Well, In Flames...and oh, let's get to the replay. The amount of CG cutscenes and the 10000+ tracks and trucks is absoulutely amazing! I spent millions of years playing this and I never get tired. THIS GAME IS PLAIN RIGISM HOLINESS! IN FACT, they made a Church of Big Rigs that uphold the quality of this pastor-approved game! AWESOME! TOO BAD THAT EVEN THOUGH THIS GAME IS SO FAMOUS AND GOOD AND SOLD 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 copies, the Stell company retired and didn't even realize their success! Oh well, BUY THIS GAME NOW!!! It's worth your every penny! 
