'One Word: Revolutionary - Rating 10' That was my first idea for a review, and I cannot for the life of me figure out...
Oh wait. This is the WORST game of all time. It's even worse than Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. At least that game had TEXTURES. This game doesn't even have those. Playing this game is an ordeal as agonizing as, say, being boiled alive, watching High School Musical with the sound on or falling backwards off a cliff with a box of nail guns tied to your wrists, all of them switched on and pointing at your (soon to be extremely holey) body. Probably all three of them at once.
Speaking of High School Musical, the sound in this game is awful. The music is like a power saw being ground against another power saw, except that it's choppy and keeps stopping to annoy you further. It's the instrumental version of Justin Bieber songs. The voice acting hurts so much. It seems like all the characters are talking with their mouths full of marbles.
Now that we got on to that, it's quite possible that the people working on this game, the programmers and the level designers in particular, were coding this game with their hands full of marbles. The people who worked on the textures were obviously dead, because there aren't any.
The 'switches' look like upside down helicopter rotors, Bubsy runs as if he's slipping and tripping on ice, and the sound will probably be used by future interrogations as a torture method.
I do not believe this game has an end, because the first boss (if you bother to play it for longer than enough to cringe in disgust) cannot be beaten because they forgot to give him the ability to take damage. Overall, the only good thing about Bubsy 3D is that it's the last game of an awful series.