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User Rating: 9.5 | Bully: Scholarship Edition WII
Rockstar games has been known to bring great, kick-ass games (cough, Grand Theft Auto, Cough cough) and has brought yet another masterpiece. You play as Jimmy Hopkins, a teenager who has been expelled from every boarding school he has been to. With his mother on her 51st honeymoon, Jimmy now has to survive a whole year in Bullworth Academy, the worst, most vile boarding school in America, while trying to bring order to the school cliques.

Missions are aplenty, and you have good opportunities to either save your friends from the bullies, or help the scum cause disorder. Another cool feature comes after the second chapter, where the school gates open and allow you to explore the surrounding town to buy new clothes, bikes, and ammunition for your weapons.

Speaking of weapons, your armament includes many things you can get in the stereotypical madhouse of education; firecrackers being like grenades, stink bombs like flash bangs, a bottle rocket launcher being an MGL, your potato gun... like a solid slug shotgun? But of course, every troublemaker's greatest weapon is his mini crossbow; the slingshot.

Clique interaction is very interesting, the six including Bullies, your personal henchmen after the first chapter. Nerds having the lowest health, but the strongest weapons. Greasers being one of the strongest cliques, and suppliers of firecrackers. Jocks having the most health. The Preppies being the worst fighters, but having lots of rotten egg projectiles. And the Townies who, for most of the game, are your most hostile enemy.

Some minor downsides of this game include the fact that all non-Townie cliques remain fairly hostile, slowly grow on to you, then close to the end they are again hostile. The game's graphics are very primitive for a game made in 2008, and your bike almost always gets jacked by someone else.

Other than the above, this game is perfect. In the end, Grand Theft Auto: Boarding School Edition.