Ancient Olympics, Monty Python style...
Traditional pole vaulting (over a man-eating dinosaur), foot racing (outrunning a sabre-toothed tiger), dino-riding, mate-toss (yes, the caveman drags his cavewoman onto the field, grabs her by an arm and leg, swings around and tosses her), and my favorite, starting a fire. This is hilarious. Two cavers, side by side, with twigs and two sticks, trying to do what boyscouts learn at camp. If you blow on the smoke too much, you get light-headed and dizzy, resulting in not being able to act for several seconds. You can also reach over and whack your opponent with your stick, causing him to see stars.
Controls are pretty simple, but some of the tricks require superb timing, so a few events can become frustrating.
Not much fun for one person, but great at parties. Always worth a laugh! * *