This games like a sexy air headed blonde

User Rating: 2.6 | Chromehounds X360
The single player missions are absolutely boring... The story isn't anything that will pull you in or make you feel the battle has a sense of urgency... The whole way in which the story is presented is lame... For example its simply a text box in dead center of the screen which ends up being more than annoying when its blocking your view of the battle during combat...

Capturing combas isn't very exciting at all but ts something the game makes you have to do...

The enviornments are mostly barren with just a few houses or oil refinerys and maybe a half dozen combas per map... Its a total waste considering the graphics are the only thing thats top notch in the game...

Theres not much of an infantry threat... enemy tanks are ok but theres no variety... none... They could've at least added a few humvees, mlrs or apache gunships... but theres absolutely NO AIR UNITS...

The switching to first person view while shooting your weapons is a pain after a while... They could've at least added a target to 3rd person or maybe have added a cockpit view...

The mechs are all slower than my grandmothers 57 desoto... So don't think you'll be getting anywhere in a hurry... Thats especially true when your damaged... I mean for crying out loud a turtle went racing by my hound...

The only fun at all was customizing the parts to make my own hound... other than that this game is a huge disappointment...

I wonder how much money sega's going to make off selling hound parts and weapons on xbox market place for $2.99 each...