Tongue in cheek, more like tongue in stapler

User Rating: 4 | Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 PC
When I first saw that red alert3 was coming soon, I just couldnt wait and it was one of the games that I would personally buy straight on release date.

My first thought when playing this game was, what happened, what did they do with the masterpiece that was red alert 2 and when I had finished the game my thought was still the same.
The graphics were poor (but I suppose they were keeping with the red alert look), way too childish and more stupid that funny and the game play was both easy and just unenjoyable. Red Alert 2 had a great storyline amazing units and missions and the acting was actually good both serious and funny.
The coop would have been good but tbh I don't play rts over the internet much and the story just felt like you had no control when playing on your own.

Whilst playing it i was like, why I am I playing this I should be too old for somthing of this level, its the kind of game a 10year old would want to buy.
If only this game had some kind of darker side....

Why couldnt they just make a normal red alert expansion without adding/changing everything that made red alert good. If you change everything and keep none of the things that made it what it is then its callled creating a totally new game.

Should just rename this Command & Conquer: Orange Alarm

Waste of money, dissapointing and Red Alerts name has been crushed in the name of poor humour