THIS GAME IS EXCRUTIATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User Rating: 6.4 | Conker: Live & Reloaded XBOX
Conker live and reloaded is a very naughty, funny platformer. It has everything a platformer has.

Conker has a lot of good and a lot of bad.

Conker's platforming style is very very excrutiating. The controls are really mechanical and very hard to use. You will literally scream when you miss a jump or die in boss fights, or regular fights. There are a lot of puzzles, but the game leaves you on your own. You have to find the puzzles yourself which leaves you lost a lot(and thats annoying), you could be wandering for hours only to realize you shoulda just tilted your camera up to see the right place.

Conker's story is pretty stupid, the fairy panther king needs an extra leg for his milk table and his weasles suggested he us a squirrell for the place. Its pretty stupid, but the side stories and such reall dont matter either.

Conker makes little parodies of films. Alien, saving private ryan, the matrix, and some mafia movie are all parodied. The saving private ryan part puts you in a shooter type game, no more platforming in that area, also for the matrix.

The graphics in conker are really beautiful, the environments, the characters, everything.

The music is kinda cheezy but appropriate,nothing special.

this game is really hard to handle, and you will find yourself in places were you want to break the game disk. Bad controls and a platformer dont mix as platformers require you to be precise.

The games multiplayer is really strange. Its a death type multiplayer. The controls are the only things you will realize in this game. The controls are so horrible, you will never want to play it. The multiplayer moves quick, so sniping and accuracy dont really matter. This games multiplayer handles horribly and is not great...........

conker is a very memorable game, pretty cute characters......but the excruciatingly painful gameplay is what the problem is...