This game is my second favorite game i've ever played.
"I am the Great Mighty Poo and i'm going to throw my **** at you"
"A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish,how about some scat you little ****".
"Do you really think you'll survive in here,you don't seem to know what creek your in,sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear,how do you think I keep this lovely grin.(Have some more cavery)".
"Now I'm really getting rather mad your like a niggly tiggly ****** tag nut, when i knock you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up mt butt".
Conker:Your butt My butt. Conker Your butt Thats right my butt
Conker:eh!!!!!
My butt Conker:Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Buuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
This game was worth the money.