Proper description: Steven Seagal clone game, with the beauty and grace of a nutria (big ugly, marsh rat thing, & slow)!

User Rating: 1.1 | Chase the Express (Platinum) PS
By gaeren | Review Date:
This game was not only a hackneyed propaganda job, but it was poorly done as well. Try not to look at the game (which is ugly as sin), and only your ears will bleed from the horrendous sound, that begs the question: why did we ever leave the silent film era?

The story is contrived and weak, the controls aren't even controls in the simplest technical terms. Although I do admit the cd-rom made an excellent coaster for gaming drinks.

If you're looking at picking up this game it's probably because bargain bins are overflowing with it for a whole 2 or 3 dollars. And by that rationale, you're clearly buying it for someone who plays games (you clearly don't). Incidentally, if you do purchase this game for even a casual gamer, I will wager in the least: they won't speak to you for a year and at the worst: they will disavow whatever relationship you had with them.

So, the bottom line? Don't look twice at this game.

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