Pixilated erections, naked Indian girls tied to a cactus, loads of....hmmmmm.

User Rating: 3.2 | Custer's Revenge 2600
By dodgersfan7800 | Review Date:
What can you say about this game, really? It has a relatively original storyline, that's for sure. Mystique was a company that produced unlicensed "adult" video games for the VCS. Here, the most alluring thing is the title. The plot is downright offensive to anybody, the gameplay is simplistic, and the graphics are laughable at best. Anybody who was supplementing a porn collection with this had some serious issues. The idea is that you are General Custer, wearing only a cowboy hat and boots, and you have to get from the left side of the screen to the right side of the screen while avoiding arrows. Your prize at the right side of the screen? A nude indian woman tied to a cactus. Once you reach her, you repeatedly press the button on the joystick pad and score with (rape) her. Each button push equals one thrust, equals one point. You really have to see it to believe it. Really only good as a novelty at best. There was no ratings system for video games at the time, but this definitely would have been rated AO.

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