To put it in simple terms, Custer's Revenge is abysmal not only in nudity, but in game-play as well.

User Rating: 1 | Custer's Revenge 2600
By Blueguy93 | Review Date:
In 1982, Atari screwed up by releasing the 3 games that cause the video game holocaust, or video game crash of 1983 (actually, it was earlier); Pac-man 2600, E.T., and this garbage. There's nothing to these games except they made Mario save every video game developers butts with Super Mario Bros, now the 2nd best selling game ever (next to Wii Sports, because it was bundeled). Custer's Revenge is the 2nd worst in my opinion, next to E.T., not only because the characters were naked, but because the game-play was completely broken and unplayable. Custer's Revenge forces you to cross arrows that came at complete random!

Basically, General George Custer, a famous guy who got killed at Custer's last Stand, needs to rape an Indian chick named Revenge, who is tied to a pole (note she isn't even tied to the pole!). After passing the arrows, you get to score with Revenge to get a "high score". Back then, the controversy was huge, but it's nothing now. The nudity looks really bad, hilariously bad. In fact, why censor it? Have you noticed in most 2600 game people look like they don't even wear clothes? Yes I get Custer's got a viagra penis, but it's really nothing by today's standards! I can see Leisure Suit Larry laughing his ass off.

The graphics are extremely bland, and lack any depth. How about a sunset background with hills? Even the 2600 could handle this! The audio's pretty weak and forgettable too.

To put it in simple terms, Custer's Revenge is abysmal not only in nudity, but in game-play as well. If you even think about playing this game, you've lost all your marbles,.and there's no way you'll get them back after playing this crap. It's hilariously bad and abysmal, even uttering the words "Custer's Revenge" can make you hate this game. I don't usually give scores of a 1/10, but this game deserves it for being absolute waste.

Final Score: 1/10

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