You could eat a copy of Hustler and crap a better game.
User Rating: 1.2 | Custer's Revenge 2600
Custer's Revenge is the rare game that manages to fail on every possible level and to be offensive to every intelligent gamer/pervert on the planet at the same time. The basic premise of the game goes like this... you are General Custer out for revenge by dodging arrows on the way to have non-consensual sex with a Native American woman tied to a cactus. So right off the bat the game manages to be both racist and misogynistic before you even get the cartridge out of the box... and it doesn't end there. Firing up you old Atari with Custer's Revenge in it will treat you to one of the worst video games on the planet this side of E.T. This game was obviously just coded and shipped with the sole purpose of making a few bucks off of the "novelty" factor of playing a porn game on an Atari. Custer is represented by what appears to be an underdeveloped fetus wearing only a cowboy hat, bandanna, and boots. To Mystique's credit Custer's wang dangles realistically in the breeze as he plods off to have his way with a bound Native American woman that looks just as creepy as Custer does, but with the addition of exaggerated breasts. Custer has to avoid arrows that rain down in his general direction, and cactuses that pop up to stick him in the wiener. Speaking of "stuck wieners"... once you arrive at the intended victim of Custer's jingoistic power-trip it's time to get down to the business of racking up points by making Custer hump away at the chick tied to the cactus. It's boring, stupid and ugly all at the same time... and it's still not as bad as E.T. If you're thinking of buying this game for any reason other than the fact that it's a rare Atari game you should really seek professional help... and if you find this game to be the least bit "arousing" in any way you should have to register as a sexual predator. 
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