One night I found myself less than sober, wondering through the night of downtown. I found a friendly phone both in which I rammed my rod into the coin slot return repeatedly. To my displeasured surprised, someone had left a used syringe in the coin return slot. Fortunately I noticed this after several repeated thrusts into this coin return slot.
This is how I felt after playing one weekend of this so called entertainment software. I thought I met Jimmy Carter playing this game. I said (or typed) "Hey, are you Jimmy Carter?". He grinned and turned away quickly. I later saw him holding a turd, staring intently at it, as if it where a prize. I smelled poo on him and ran away.
Sometimes, when you are out for a blind date, you look into your date's face and think "however nice his/her character may be, this is not the face you wanna wake up beside for the next couple of years." That sums up pre... Read Full Review
I'll sum up my feelings after playing the game at launch.. I went into the game with low expectations after reading what pioneers and griffons were saying on the forum. At first i was pleasantly surprised that it w... Read Full Review
