Horrifically Disappointing.....
User Rating: 3 | Dead to Rights II XBOX
Namco......I can only say this.......what the FU1@#!@#K is wrong with you?!!?.....Putting out this piece of crap title, that cant even be compared to Dead to Rights 1, only because it lacks all the elements that made the first game shine, such as, ohhhh sayy.......A GODDAMN STORY!........Ok, here is something for all you WACKY Jack Slate fans out there to try.........Level 1: RUN AROUND SHOOTING THE NUTS OFF EVERYTHING THAT MOVES........play through it until you arrive on......Level 15: RUN AROUND AND SHOOT THE LIVING RECTUMS OUT OF PEOPLE WHILE WONDERING WHERE AND WHEN THE HELL THE PLOT OF THIS GAME WILL BE EXPOSED!!!!!.......Ok, now for you out there with actual intellectual capabilities and common sense at least, and good taste in games will all agree that this type of gameplay is only meant for people who either have an extreme anger management disorder, and feel like shooting the living crap outta everything that moves with no meaning or purpose.......The mere thought about the gameplay this title has to offer will make you cry like a biatch, and for those of you out there less sensitive, it will make you throw the disc out the window, and make you wonder why games like this are released......The graphics are average, and dont expect too much from the gameplay physics, whereas some moments in the game when you are fighting hand to hand with enemies, you somehow manage to complete the disarm but sometimes MISS the person completely and still manage to KILL THEM.......yea, thats right, here is another thing for you to try.......go up to an enemy, disarm them, and watch as Jack puts the gun to the side of his head and shoots, and it still somehow kills them as if Mr. Slate had the powers of GOD himself , being able to BEND REALITY to his liking........But no sir, this isnt the Matrix Jacky ol' boy....its supposed to be the real deal.......but anyway, the gameplay is almost as bad as Driver 3...even though its a more of a Grand Theft Auto genre title, it still has horrible gameplay mechanics and will make you inquire on why the controls are so bad, and why the framerate is so messed up.....yea, thats right,.......DRIVER 3, the game that can just tell you how horrifying it is just within the boxart itself, with the developers not even knowing how to spell and possess an appropriate amount of grammar skills to spell Driver 3 as DRIV3R........yea, that just tells you how smart these people are.......Its developers like these that make you wonder about how people go through such tremendous heights to make a game "stand out",with such elements as beautiful FMV cutscenes, but end up falling short in the horrific gameplay as they did in this game........But anyhow....I give this game the sad rating of a 3.0/10. 
