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User Rating: 10 | Destroy All Humans! PS2
The game begins with a Furon, Cryptosporidium-136, being captured by the U.S. Army. Some time later, Cryptosporidium-137 travels to Earth, seemingly at first to rescue 136. Crypto arrives at Turnipseed Farm in the midwest, where he at first mistakes cows for Earth's dominant life-form. The Majestic agency is alerted to the Furon presence when Crypto decimates an army brigade passing through the area. Orthopox, communicating with Crypto through a hologram like device, then reveals to Crypto that their mission on Earth is to extract human brain stems, which contain Furon DNA handed down to them by Furon scouts eons ago when the Furons stopped on Earth for "shore leave" following the Martian wars.


Crypto uses psychokinesis on a police vehicleAfter several missions in the Midwestern town of Rockwell and the California suburb of Santa Modesta, Crypto and Orthopox become aware of the Majestic, and begin crippling government attempts to stop them by performing acts such as destroying Area 42 (a parody of Area 51) with an atomic bomb and killing General Armquist. Throughout the game, Crypto's various acts are covered up by the government and media, which attribute them either to freak accidents or communism.

The game climaxes in Capitol City (a parody of Washington D.C.), where Crypto assassinates President Huffman and massacres most of the US Congress in a scene similar to the movie Mars Attacks!. Soon, the U.S. government seemingly surrenders to the Furons. Crypto meets Silhouette, leader of Majestic, in front of the Capitol. After a brief scuffle with Silhouette, Crypto discovers that "he" is a woman. Silhouette unveils the Roboprez, which is a towering mech controlled by President Huffman's brain. Crypto defeats Roboprez in his flying saucer, and then defeats Silhouette in a final battle at the Octagon (a parody of The Pentagon). As Silhouette dies, she reveals that there are other Majestic divisions all over the world. Crypto, however, is confident that without Silhouette's leadership, Majestic will be totally powerless to resist the Furon takeover.

The game ends with Huffman making a televised speech, assuring America that the recent events were the work of communists, who have poisoned the U.S. water supply, and that as a result testing centers have been set up all across the country to scan people for harmful toxins. People are then shown being herded by Army soldiers into strange machines, apparently for brain stem extraction. Huffman is then revealed to be Crypto in disguise.