Can someone tell me what went wrong?

User Rating: 1 | Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22 PS
I was on my way home. I had $5 in my pocket and I was a bit thirsty that day. I went by a second hand shop I usual go to. Then I found this game. I looked at the cartridge, I really liked the box art and the game description, the game’s release date was 2003. I would like to remind you at this point I was quite thirsty that day and could see a bunch of drinks stacked by a shop just by the road. Now I’ll continue, since the game was released 2003 and looked like a decent PS1 game I looked at the price, it was $4,99.
I would like to remind you again that I only had $5 with me and I would need at least 50 cents to buy a drink, and I was quite thirsty that day. I looked back at the game and assuming from the screenshot I though this game was a complete 2D fighting game and I happened to like 2D fighting games like King of Fighters and I was hoping that this game would be a lot better than Dragonball Z hyper Dimension for the SNES. Then I just remembered again that I was thirsty and felt the need of drinking something more than ever. Since my house was around 10 minutes away I thought “Could I hold my thirst for a little longer?” After a few moments of thinking I thought “Ah, why not?”
I went in my pocket and got my wallet and took out my $5, reluctantly though. I received the disk and my 1 cent. Now I had nothing left but to go home. The 10 minutes were rough, really really really rough. I finally made it home and drank some water, and since I was a bit tired to start my homework I decided to sit down and try out my new game. 10 minutes have passed since I switched on the console, I decided to switch it off again and then there I was, sitting there staring at the game cartridge, wondering why I didn’t buy that nice looking Ice tea that was in the fridge by the store, if it weren’t for my thirst I could have finished the rest of my essay by now, but instead I bought this game. Can someone please tell me why I bought this game? ……..no really please tell me why, what went wrong? I was sure I was sober, so someone please tell me what happened….?.......anybody……