"The fetus growing in my friend's cousin's inbred mother, who is Deaf, Blind AND dumb, could beat this game"..
This game resembles everything about that word.
Everything! Gameplay, Graphics, Sound, all of it.
Although I can't say this too much seen as I've only played the demo, what i played is bad. Mainly the control scheme which is just timing a button press. Too damn easy!
Crap.
All I had to do was press: Up, Down Up, Left, Right.
Oooooohhh, you know what, legend has it that if you come across an enemy you have to press, and here's the BEST part of the game, SPACEBAR! OMG
I know, it's sad that this games controls consist of Up, Down, Left, Right and SPACEBAR!!
The fetus growing in my friend's cousin's inbred mother, who is Deaf, Blind AND dumb, could beat this game like THAT. And even it thought it was too easy.