I would rather have my butt plugged with a cork, stuffed with water and then explode like a water balloon than play this
User Rating: 1.4 | Drake of the 99 Dragons XBOX
Honestly, I can't decide if I would rather play this awful game, or eat a nice steaming pile of elephant crap. Seriously, when you get a game, you don't do so because you are looking for an excuse to kill yourself, which you will almost certainly do after playing this game, unless you are in a state of dementia or you have no life like myself. I can't even bring myself to choose the worst part of it, because every aspect of this waste of time was so painful that it made arsenic look a little tasty. Maybe it was the fact that the main character looks like he is getting it on with inviso-lady every time you try to auto aim that made my eyes bleed. Or maybe it was the corny lines, stupid plot, and all-around terribleness, which is a word I made up specifically for this game. That's right, this game makes me so crazy that I am making up words to describe it. Instead of this game, I recommend bungee jumping with no cord, or mabye sky diving with no parachute, as both of these activities are more fun than this terrible game. 
