R.I.P duke "the king" Nukem

User Rating: 4.5 | Duke Nukem Forever PC
Duke Nukem Forever is a love or hate kinda game much like the map "nuketown" in Black ops,some people hate,some love it.Duke nukem forever is for old school gamers(the one's who played Duke 3D and serious sam)where the story didn't matter and you just had to mow down hordes of enemies to reach the next objective and believe me DNF does it better than anyother game out there in my opinion,the problem is,this just dosen't fit in anymore,this isn't the 90's,yes it does have it's moments like a good variety of weapons and some huge boss fights.but the humor is just cheap,srry but i have grown up,sure it might give you a chuckle but come on duke 3D was over the top,YES but stupid and boring,NEVER sadly it's successor is quite the opposite.
Unfortunately,DNF has more DOWN'S than UP'S,this time around you can carry on 2 weapons instead of carrying the whole armory,which severely limits which weapons you wanna use,this is bad because weapons like the ray gun,RPG,missle launcher,shrink ray......etc.won't be used a lot due to the lack of ammo,second and maybe the most disappointing is the graphics engine,people have said "duke was never about graphics" well if you want DNF to be good then atleast it should have good graphics but the graphics engine is a good 3-4 yrs behind,in this modern age,players have depended a lot on maps and clear pathways to progress,DNF being an old school game dosen't have that,which causes progression problem,i once got stuck in a mine,with an incomplete path,so i didn't know how to cross that,until i found a cart,pushed it to the top,jumped in it and then rode down to cross the gap,also that the objectives are covered in a gold sheath,so you won't see it until you get close,the objectives are laughably stupid,like finding gas or a VIBRATOR(WTF),also that the humor in duke will not appeal to all of the crowd,some may find sh*ting down an aliens neck to be awesome and some may find it disgusting or retarted(which i believe most will)

Old school gamers MAY love it and players new to the series will not appreciate it as much.I have tried to give the most honest review i can for DNF,just cuz the title has "duke nukem" in it doesn't me people will love it,with a heavy heart i say-AVOID