Piece of ca... oh sorry, ****

User Rating: 2.5 | Duke Nukem Forever PC
Really? how could this game fail so much as it did? Well, here's why it's so bad:

Ego instead of hp which would replenish when you do manly stuff would simply be awesome, unless it would come back by itself after 5 seconds in cover.

Or what about the 2-weapon limit, what happened? What is wrong with having a **** arsenal in your pants? Did they try to make the game realistic? Or the dredded Quick time events which everyone (including me) is pissed of about, tapping your space-bar is NOT challenging, nor is it any fun. And having to do it as soon as your going to open a door does NOT help.

And what about the Checkpoint feature? no quick save or any other form at all is in the game!

Then we have the humor, sure some of it's good but when i heard 2 officers saying:
"uuuuhm, what's the next step?" "uhhhhhh PROFIT!" i died a little inside.
( i did like the "power armor is for sissy's" joke)

The level-design is pretty good at some parts, especially near the end of the game. The Duke-Cave in the begining was also pretty neat.

And then we have the Graphics.. They look like **** quake 4!
(not that i care so much, but when a game fails in every other aspect couldn't we at least get some good graphics?)

One of the few good things was the interactive objects in the environments, the shotgun and the "my diggs" villa in which you can collect various stuff by leveling up in MP, problem is that the multiplayer modes sucks and there are fewer players then in Bioshock 2. The Verdict: Some cool features like interactive objects and the ability to see your legs and arms, but t's so similar to all the games it's trying to make fun of it isn't even funny.
Don't buy, not worth the 50£, but if your'e on a console you might want to rent it if you are really bored.