Fitting that 'Duke' is slang for ****; because this game fits the name.
I was disappointed immediately....
Duke Nukem Forever might as well be called "Campy Cliches & Loading Screens Forever".
The game's action is as slow as two snails fornicating, and about as exciting. Likewise, from the game's excruciatingly long loading screens, you'd think that the developers were creating the game as you were playing. I have never seen loading screens take as long as they do in this P.O.S.
The graphics are something that I would have expected out of the original, last generation, XBox; and are definitely not on par with competitive products. It makes me think that with the game taking 12 years to make, the developers were using the original graphics developed years ago.
The game can't decide if it's a shooter; a puzzle game; or some weird version of a foul-mouthed Mario, with its platforming. No matter what the developers thought they were making, they failed at making a game that would qualify for any of those genres.
This is one of the absolute worst games I have played in a very long time, and a complete waste of money.
I just hope that the word gets out before more gamers are subjected to this poor excuse for a game.
The developers should be ashamed of themselves, and I sincerely hope that the company loses a significant amount of money on this travesty of a project.