It's time to Chew Bubblegum...
The only kick you'll get out of the entire affair is thinking that you're rich enough to blow six bucks on a horrible title like this. The fact of the matter is, console gaming will never improve at this rate.
Words aren't even worth wasting. Duke would be rolling over in his hot chick-laden bed if he were to ever glimpse on this awful iteration in this series. You need a minimum of one hundred words, so I guess I can just say, don't buy this game. Ever. Ever. Ever. One hundred "Evers."
When it comes down to it, gum's a hell of a lot cheaper.
--b