What the **** is it that made this game so ****ing unique?

User Rating: 7 | Fable XBOX
By fightgarr | Review Date:
Now I loved this game, I'm getting that part out of the way quickly so don't get on my ass about how much you **** loved it. The problem with Fable is that it masquerades as this open-ended game of great choices and a world which reacts to your every move.
Great job Lionhead Studio's, on you monstrous **** boner for your accomplishment. I don't know what the **** you're talking about "choice" there are 2 **** choices in the game, do you want to be a saint or retardedly evil. And even if you're evil your a **** saint because your still out to the big bad guy and you still get "good" points every **** time you kill a bad guy.
The problem with Fable is not its gameplay, which is entertaining and provides some nice action elements (even though the difficulty level is somewhere between easy and my-baby-beat-this-****-easy-game). No that is not the problem, the problem is that it is a generic and overrated choice system, with a generic fantasy plot, one-dimensional characters and a lot of bravado for a fairly mediocre game. Why is is that all of you game-makers out there make a **** "choice" system that lets only "bad" and "good" in, HOW BOUT SOME **** GRAY AREA!!!

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