HAX!

User Rating: 5.8 | Fable XBOX
Oh wow. And here I thought I'd be getting a good, opened, immersive fantasy world-but I know the truth know. Big Blue Box is the house of lies. Mulitplayer? No. Free roaming? No. Good story? No. Can you have sex? ....yes....

This game sucks and I'm going to tell you why:

-You cannot find your own path in the world (linear as an arrow)
-You cannot "truly" explore, there is always a set path. Gangsters can't swim and heroes can't jump
-Combat is a difficult choice between mashing A or mashing X, sometimes i just don't want to decide
-The storyline is poor, what if you don't want to save your sister, what if you don't care that Jack had your ville burned to the ground! What if the only thing thar keeps you playing is the that sword in the stone by the temple...mmm....i bet that sword could do some tough sh*t.
-Houses suck. They do. You are a 6"5, burly, axe weilding psychopath. You don't want a ranch style home with a bungelo attachment with a stunning view of the sunrise. You want to be out on a trial hacking apart a pack of Balverines.
-Wives are a lot of work. All because a greased up nerd that'll never actually enjoy the thing in real life wants to hear very suggestive dialogue and see a black screen. That was me. That still is me. I cry sometimes.
-A serious lack of diversity in the AI characters
-You get tired of the British accent quickly
-Gaining levels is one of the most painful experiences ever, this level system eats bawls.
-Um....GO MORROWIND!?!?!?!?!?

FPS Army out