I'd rather watch paint dry, in the dark.

User Rating: 1 | Fallout 3 PS3
By Logan906 | Review Date:
Really? Gamespot gave this an 8.5? PitFall on the Atari 2600 is more exciting than this. Maybe it's just me, and judging by the abundance of high ratings it is, but WTF is with all the PS1 style dialogue? I feel like I'm playing a game on my 3 year old's Leapster. If I want to talk to someone, I'll talk to a real person, I don't need to buy a video game for that.
I have to admit, I tried this after Borderlands thinking it would be similar, boy was I wrong. Big time. Borderlands blows this away 100x over. The shooting sucks, even the stop motion targeting system gets old after the 3rd time. The graphics suck, everything is the same color and waiting for my character to take a nap to regain his energy is almost as dumb as GTA San Andreas making me lift weights in a virtual gym to get virtually stronger.
My first task is to break out of my playpen? Go to a 10 year old birthday party? I start out with a BB gun? A F@#king BB gun? Are you kidding me?
I think the developers of this game decided to play a practical joke on the gaming community and the majority fell for it, I'm just glad I only wasted $20 on the greatest hits version instead of $60 when it first came out.
I'm not even going to waste the cost of gas to take this back to the store to trade it in, I think I'll just use it for target practice next time I'm at the range or maybe as a drink coaster.
I would have given this a 0 but the lowest I could go was 1.

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