Major suckage
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over Read Directions
For Off Road Death
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owner Really Dumb
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Found On Road Dead
Four Old Rusted Doors
F*cking Only Runs Downhill
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If it wasn't for Fords, our tools would rust.
Chevrolet all the way, man.