Games that prove that the ESRB doesn't do their job very well

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#1 Sailor_Razor
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Of course, this assumes that you're in america, but any rating system goes. You list games that aren't rated apporpriatly, like an E game with some swearing, which I assume will be the most common type. (Expect spoilers, you can tag them if you want)

Unless the Site censors it, go nuts.

(Last note, the point, besides just to do this, is to laugh at the ESRB for not rating it right).

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#2 Bakalou
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How about Xtreme Beach Volleyball? It's rated M and ya don't see ANYTHING. Shouldn't it have a E10 version of T, like T14?

There could be a whole new rating system like:

E (age appropriate for childs 0-9, maybe slapstick violence?)

E10 (age appropriate for 10+, heavy cartoon violence, very little smoking/drink)

T (ages 12+, I played Goldeneye 007 when I was 10, it was T and nothing happened to me :P; anyway, moderate violence and drug/alcohol refrence (illegal drug refrence would push E10 up to T), sexuality, intimacy, sexual situation allowable, no nudity absolutly)

T14 (14+, maybe a little more sexuality, but little nudity (when it does acure, it has to be left to non-frontal). Violence and gore amounts equaling to Halo 3, heavy refrences to alcohol, tabacco)

M (17+, heavy blood, gore, some nudity, (gaming equvalint of an R rated movie). If it's illegal to sell, 16 year olds should be able to buy (I wish it would have been so for me. RIP gaming freedom in the screwed up state of Illinois... :( ).

AO (18+, reserved *only* for p*rn (if that's not censored by GS, I'm sorry I censored for ya guys... :P))

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#3 Sailor_Razor
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Not what I had in mind. Take the Mega Man X Collection (E), which is a collection of X1 to X6. In X4, aside from Zero saying damn... a lot, in X's scenario, there's a good amount of blood when Double's killing everyone.

Also, that rating system makes no sense.

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#4 hisfamily
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Guitar Hero games and Rock Band are rated T, when I think 6 year olds can play it. They take out all the inappropriate words.
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#5 Bakalou
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Extreme Beach Volleyball. It's rated M and there's no nudity.
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#6 hisfamily
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Assassin's Creed is crazy because some 7 year old relastive of mines plays it and is really good.
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#7 Bakalou
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hisfam. He's a game. Or so he says.
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#8 hisfamily
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That was pathetic.
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#9 WhiteFlame-XIII
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You know what? I agree. That was pretty bad.

I thought Super smash Bros Melee being T was stupid. At the time, I know they didn't have E10+, But there was nothing but relatively comedic violence.

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#10 Bakalou
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Oh, yeah? Well, I have a higher level than both of you. And I trick hisfam into inviting k_smoove to play Guitar Hero III on k_smoove's Wii through hisfam's 360. Yeah, that was me! hisfam will probably deny it, though.

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#11 hisfamily
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How could I invite k_smoove with my Xbox to his Wii? That didn't make any sense Bak. Think about your posts before you post it.
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#12 Bakalou
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Ummmm, hisfam.... I was referring to this...
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#13 hisfamily
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You told me that crazy stuff, so I made the topic so you don't cry.
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#14 Bakalou
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Face up, you believed me.
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#15 hisfamily
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I remember that you told me retarded stuff.
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#16 Bakalou
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But, then why did you ask k_smoove to invite you, then? Since you did k_smoove believed that you were the one that thought it up. I think you're just ashamed of yourself.
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#17 hisfamily
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I did it so you won't be sad that you would be in a state of depression.
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#18 WhiteFlame-XIII
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Both of you were being retarded.

Case closed.

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#19 hisfamily
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Can you and Bak be the two retarded people?