Funny ME2 Momments

Shepard - So the person cleaning the toilets is also preparing the food?

Rupurt - i wash my hands... most of the time. This aint a luxury liner. you gotta pull your own weight on a cerberus vessel and i catch what fall through the cracks. heh.. through the cracks. :D

Shepard - So the person cleaning the toilets is also preparing the food?

Rupurt - i wash my hands... most of the time. This aint a luxury liner. you gotta pull your own weight on a cerberus vessel and i catch what fall through the cracks. heh.. through the cracks. :D

Mr_Silent_D

Heres another one:

Shepard: have you got a few minutes to talk?

Mordin: Not right now. Trying to determine how scale itch got on board. sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren... implications unsettling.

The Salarian Bachelor Party on Illium is hilarious.psn8214

 That one was awesome indeed.

 That part when Garrus said that at that moment, Sheppard would have a chance with girls, I laughed quite a bit.

Heres another one:

Shepard: have you got a few minutes to talk?

Mordin: Not right now. Trying to determine how scale itch got on board. sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren... implications unsettling.

Mr_Silent_D

Haha I remember that one :P

I love the Tupari! ads. :PN7v1K0

Shepard, the amount of credits you earned last year are [0 CREDITS!]. Let's get you a job!

Game Salesman talks about games in Citadel:

*The worst thing about extranet games is when some batarian comes on and insists on speaking his own language, without auto-translation.

*I wish they still made roleplaying games like they used to. These days it's all "big choices" and "visceral combat".

*I miss those old games where you had to remember to drink water, and it took five hours real time to fly somewhere.

*(After few click on him, he turns to you, and) Hmm? Oh, sorry. I was playing this fascinating human game -- "Solitere". Did you need something?

For example :D

For me it's the quarian talking to a turian about her human boyfriend, that happens on Citadel, so hillariousVladka22

+1 Yes, I though that was hilarious. 

When you ask for a glass of Ryncol in Dark Star

Shep- Hell yeah! Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in! 

Crew member: rupurt, theres something different with tonights meal. seems like you used more food and less a**

Rupurt: yer yer keep talkin

OR

Gabby: i hear rupart actually cooking some decent meals.

Donnelly: Yer but i bet he couldn't make a decent Haggis if his life depended on it (or something like that)

Gabby: yer well all Haggis tastes like a** anyway

Donnelly: aye but in the right hands it can taste like mighty fine a**

Heres something I found out today but I forgot where...

Shepard: Give me a name, or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan

Heres something I found out today but I forgot where...

Shepard: Give me a name, or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan

radpuppy98

For me it's the quarian talking to a turian about her human boyfriend, that happens on Citadel, so hillariousVladka22

I can't believe no one here has mentioned Elcor Hamlet. :lol:SpiritOfFire117

[QUOTE="SpiritOfFire117"]I can't believe no one here has mentioned Elcor Hamlet. :lol:Vladka22

I keep seeing these Hamlet posters on billboards....