Hey i know there's a maintenance thread, but I wanted to have a general use and care topic here for everyone.
Basic Tools to Keep for Console/Cartridge Maintenance!
We've all done the NES repair kit and/or the alcohol and Q-Tip methods. I am a mechanic by trade and I like to keep seperate Toolkits for seperate projects (one of cars, one for my drumset, one for painting/art, etc etc) and recently made a toolkit just for the game collection. so this is a list of things that you may want to keep together as an easy to reach set for when you're cleaning the collection or simply rebuilding a sticky controller.
Compressed Air
We are all familiar with these buggers. I often have moral issues with buying air (I always think of SpaceBalls) but here is why: your breath is mixed with your saliva in miniscule amounts. Your saliva has a pH UNDER 7, which makse it a pretty decent acid. blowing onto things spreads your Alien acid all over your project, and can ruin metal components over time. so STOP blowing on your NES carts! not to mention I've got a decent case of asthma and i smoked for ten years, so these things can blow way hardedr than i can.
Screwdrivers
These should go without saying. You won't need the bigger boys but a decent medium sized and small sized philips (cross) and standard (flat) will do plenty for you. also, I've yet to see a video game component that uses the standard type, but they can be quite useful for prying things apart, should the need arise. it would behoove you to get the kind with the single handle and replaceable tips, as youll need them for the next part of our kit
Specialty Tips
The video game industry are a paranoid lot. they do NOT want you to open their products and fool around with anything. Which I'd have no problem with, but you try calling Sega about an issue you've got with a Master System and see how much they help. so let's stick with the important ones. you'll need a T15 bit for the XBox, but those are very common and most decent hardware stores will carry them. for Nintendo and Sega cartridges, you'll need the GameBit which is a bit mroe rare. you'll need two sizes, 3.8mm and 4.5mm, and you can usually find these on eBay for around $4-$7US. I've heard that if you take an old bic ****pen, heat the end till its melty then jam it onto the screw, it'll mold to it making a nice cheap tool, but i like to have the proper tool for the job. the gamebits look like this:
Dental Picks
I use these for quick cleaning around the seam on controllers (you'd never believe the gunk that builds up in there) and for cleaning tough to reach places inside your hardware. try to stay away from the REALLY sharp ones, as you may leave gouges in the plastic. most pharmacies/chemists will carry a good selection of these, try to find the flatter ones. i've got a really nice one with build in flashlights and comfort grips, but i'm an idiot.
Rubbing Alcohol
Isopropyl Rubbing Alcohol is one of the best things you can use in cleaning your game systems. those fancy cleaning kits just use a 50/50 mix of water and alcohol anyways, so why not just skip the middle man. I've heard of people using water and paper towels as their cleaning medium and oh my god please don't do that. water+metal=rust even if it isn't your Honda's side panel.
Lint Free Cloth
These kinda popped up about 15 years ago and have become insanely invaluable to everyone who wears glasses. Use em! they're cheap and common. but when they get dirty, don't wash em. they lose their lint free-ness. jsut toss em and start with a fresh one. I find i prefer the slightly thicker ones that get packages with sunglasses, they seem to clean things better.
Rag
Not so much for the console itself, but i often clean while i'm sitting on the couch watching tv, and i drape a rag or towel across my lap so i don't get 30 year old dried cola globs onto my pants or worse, the couch.
Contact Cleaner
this is for when you have a cartridge that looks like someone spread peanut butter across a carpet with it. don't buy some insane heavy duty radiator type stuff, get the stuff they sell at RadioShack.
Electronics Cleaner
at my local used game shop, they use this stuff religiously and clean every cartridge with it before it leaves the shop. i'm not sure if it's super safe to use on delicate things like the contacts, but with the brush attachment, it makes cleaning your whole collection a breeze. just make SURE you wait about 30 minutes after using it before you plug the game in. it's flammable. Boom.
Toothbrush
Don't go out and buy the latest greatest gum massaging toothbrush, get a simple box headed one. better yet, don't buy a new one at all, use one you've worn out, scrub the excess dried up toothpaste off of it, and use that one, the worn down bristles will be easier on your delicate parts.
Q-Tips
awesome picture of a qtip. yes, i know that as they wear down, they start leaving cottony trails, so buy em in bulk and use fresh ones like mad. these are still the best thing for cleaning surfaces and interiors.
Hairspray
wtf? hairspray? well, you have to look good while you're doing this dorky stuff. BUT there's a better reason. I know you wanna have a perfect collection, stuff you purchased from a store in Tokyo brand new when it came out, but it's just not that way is it. you probably have a few choice NES titles with "Brandon" or "James" written in sharpie on it. and you've tried alcohol, goo gone, everything short of filing the bugger off. spray some hairspray onto a cottonball, give her a good rub, and itll peel that sucker off like a sticker.
Box
a word of warning... if you actually get a red metal toolbox for this stuff, you will be a huge dork. but man, how cool would it be? a box of some sort, beit a rubbermaid container or a craftsman multi drawer job, will provide you with convenience and ease, knowing where you're whole cleaning kit is. try to avoid ones that seal shut very well, because you'll have a few different kinds of chemicals mixed in, don't want fumes building up.
That's about it for me, if anyone would like to add a few ideas, please feel free. pick and choose from this list to get started on taking good care of your collection, so that you can still plug your atari 2600 into a futuristic television set in 40 years, and show your grandkids what gaming started out as, so that they will know, just as you do, that video gaming didn't suddenly jump out at us, that it was a progression that we can trace and still enjoy.
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