The Marriage of Katherine, Philippe and Jager.

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#1 Sentinus333
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Dear friends and foes, we are gathered here today to celebrate and witness the joining of a man and a woman and another man in marriage. This is a very special day, and one that I am honored to open.

We are not here to mark the start of a relationship; we are here to recognize a bond that already exists. Jager, Philippe and Katherine have joined themselves together, and you all have gathered so that they might bear witness before you of the oneness that has grown up between them.

Here, they will affirm this oneness and this dedication formally and publicly, as they have already affirmed it to each other. As they now exist as one in their own eyes; so may they exist in yours.

This union has already occurred in the giving and receiving of their love and in the myriad ways in which they have entwined their lives together.

Into this union, Jager, Philippe, and Katherine now come to be joined. If any of you can show why they may not be married, prepare for a smacking; or forever hold your peace and shut the **** up.

Philippe, you may now kiss the bride and groom. And the minister, if you want.
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Hooray! It's official! We're now married (after waiting an eternity)! :D Thank ye for doing this, Senty. :oops:
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i'm reporting this to the cyber police 'cuz polygamy is illegal

enjoy prison >: D

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#4 Sentinus333
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i'm reporting this to the cyber police 'cuz polygamy is illegal

enjoy prison >: D

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#5 sirracannal
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Cory! How dare you try to ruin my, MY, special day! GUARD! GUARD!! THROW THIS MAN IN THE DUNGEON. :evil:
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i'm reporting this to the cyber police 'cuz polygamy is illegal

enjoy prison >: D

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I was expecting you to call them sheep, but that works too.

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#7 sirracannal
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Who the hell let you out of the dungeon, Nathan? :evil:
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#8 Sentinus333
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BbRffBCeYw
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[QUOTE="DrAwesomeMD"]

i'm reporting this to the cyber police 'cuz polygamy is illegal

enjoy prison >: D

Dragon66116

I was expecting you to call them sheep, but that works too.

they're the first to do a polygamous marriage so they aren't 

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#10 Mr_Jenkins
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Polygamy is highly uninforced. I am not ashamed of my love for both Katherine and Phillipe, and it would be ugly for me to hide it to satisfy the likes of you Cory. *hmph*
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#11 sirracannal
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Splendidly put, my love! :oops: *huggle*
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#12 Sentinus333
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 ;_;
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Oh, don't be like that, Sentybear. :( There's plenty of ladies here for you! And gentlemen, too! In fact, I'm perfectly willing to introduce you to my sons and daughter! :D

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#14 Sentinus333
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Heck no, I'm going to go become a viking and PILLAGE my women from here on out.
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#15 sirracannal
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JUST women? :C
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#16 Sentinus333
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Won't need to take any men. Being a viking, I'll be travelling amongst them. SEE. I'M A CLEVER PONI!
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#18 sirracannal
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Well darn. I was hoping you would take a few of my sons. I have too many. :C
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#19 Sentinus333
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They can join my troope of vikings.
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#20 sirracannal
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One of them isn't capable of being a viking! D:
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#21 Sentinus333
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One of them isn't capable of being a viking! D:sirracannal
ANYONE CAN BE A VIKING. YOU JUST NEED TO BE A MAN.
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*kisses Jager, Katherine... and Senty*

I'm so happy. :D Cory, just have some cake and shut up, it's time to CELEBRATE!!!

Nathan, I can now officially kick your ass without repercussions, so you need to watch out. :D

Now off to change my sig. :3

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#23 DrAwesomeMD
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i was still the first to have a marriage in this union

so you're all still sheep 

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#25 Wetty01
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i was still the first to have a marriage in this union

so you're all still sheep

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Whatever, see if I care, it's my first marriage, and I'm enjoying it. Can you celebrate even if we are sheep?

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So now my marriage to Fur is technically the longest lasting marriage in the union. Cool.

*kisses Jager, Katherine... and Senty*

I'm so happy. :D Cory, just have some cake and shut up, it's time to CELEBRATE!!!

Nathan, I can now officially kick your ass without repercussions, so you need to watch out. :D

Now off to change my sig. :3

Wetty01

 

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#27 Courtney817
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Congratulations to the happy... group. :?
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.......:?:|
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#29 GreenFire95
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Sentinus, we can be forever alone together.

Oh wait, that would defeat the purpose.

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#30 DrAwesomeMD
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lol i just realized i'm driving the divorce rate in 'murrica up
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So now my marriage to Fur is technically the longest lasting marriage in the union. Cool.

Dragon66116
Nope. Jager are I are still together. :cool: Plus, I'm relatively sure that Fur divorced you at some point. :|
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[QUOTE="Dragon66116"]

So now my marriage to Fur is technically the longest lasting marriage in the union. Cool.

sirracannal

Nope. Jager are I are still together. :cool: Plus, I'm relatively sure that Fur divorced you at some point. :|

No, you, Jager, and Wetty are all married together so that only counts as one marriage. Fur and I have been married longer than the three of you have so my marriage has lasted the longest.

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I pass along my sincerest and humblest congratulations to the three of you. May you have many happy years together.

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[QUOTE="sirracannal"][QUOTE="Dragon66116"]

So now my marriage to Fur is technically the longest lasting marriage in the union. Cool.

Dragon66116

Nope. Jager are I are still together. :cool: Plus, I'm relatively sure that Fur divorced you at some point. :|

No, you, Jager, and Wetty are all married together so that only counts as one marriage. Fur and I have been married longer than the three of you have so my marriage has lasted the longest.

logic bomb 

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Michael, you may have the LONGEST marriage. But you certainly don't have the HAPPIEST and MOST JOYFUL and EVERLASTING LOVE marriage. :D

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my marriage to Alex was the happiest

true story

but then he abandoned this place :( 

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#37 Wetty01
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my marriage to Alex was the happiest

true story

but then he abandoned this place :(

DrAwesomeMD

Aww...there there *hugs*

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#38 sirracannal
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Michael, you may have the LONGEST marriage. But you certainly don't have the HAPPIEST and MOST JOYFUL and EVERLASTING LOVE marriage. :D

Wetty01

This. While I have two loving husbands that treat me with respect and love no matter what...

You, Nathan, have a wife that will beat the sh*t out of you for merely making a tiny mistake. Oh, and loathes you anyway for tricking her into the marriage in the first place. Enjoy having the longest marriage in the union! :D

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#39 barren167
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I declare this marriage null and void by the power that is buried shallowly within me to make this thread so miserable with arguing and complaining that everyone leaves it forever. [spoiler] I love April Fool's day, being able to say whatever you want so long as you add "April Fools" at the end is fun, especially when no one gets that the ending is an additional insult. :twisted: [/spoiler]
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#40 Dragon66116
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You have a nice avatar; you should keep it like that.
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#41 barren167
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Thanks, though I must admit, I stole it from you (well, Jenkins, who made it for you).
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#42 Aidan129
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Congratulations to the bride and grooms. Enjoy the steamy hots.

my marriage to Alex was the happiest

true story

but then he abandoned this place :( DrAwesomeMD

He didn't abandon this place. He turned into white trash and is probably in jail.

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#43 DrAwesomeMD
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Congratulations to the bride and grooms. Enjoy the steamy hots.

[QUOTE="DrAwesomeMD"]my marriage to Alex was the happiest

true story

but then he abandoned this place :( Aidan129

He didn't abandon this place. He turned into white trash and is probably in jail.

true dat foo 

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#44 Courtney817
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I agree that Alexander might have had a slight fall from grace, but I very much doubt that he is in jail. :roll:
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#45 DrAwesomeMD
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lol i just noticed the topic title was edited
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#46 Wetty01
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THE JOKE HAS GONE TOO FAR!!! CHANGE THE TITLE RIGHT NOW!!! :evil:

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#47 DrAwesomeMD
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THE JOKE HAS GONE TOO FAR!!! CHANGE THE TITLE RIGHT NOW!!! :evil:

Wetty01

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#48 barren167
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Looks the same to me.
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#49 Wetty01
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Thank you for changing it back. :)

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#50 sirracannal
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What was it changed to? I tried to avoid being online too much yesterday, so I didn't get to see it. D: