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#1 Redders1989
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From the storm clouds of Brazil hails Felipe Massa, with his message to the crowd:

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#2 Redders1989
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"I AM THE LORD FELIPE MASSA, AND I BRING UPON TO YOU THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS THAT ALL SHALL ABIDE BY:

  1. Thou shalt have no other gods but me (so whoever says Lewis is Jesus lies!)
  2. Thou shalt not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or do stupid dances upon cars. Yes Fernando, I'm looking at you.
  3. Thou shalt not misuse the name of the Lord... fo' sho'.
  4. Thou shalt remember and keep the Grand Prix day empty, so that they can watch.
  5. Thou shalt respect your car and your team boss.
  6. Thou shalt not kill the championship chances of Ferrari.
  7. Thou shalt not have a Nazi sex orgy with prostitutes.
  8. Thou shalt not steal data of Ferrari and use it for your own car.
  9. Thou shalt not give false evidence regarding not owning the data.
  10. Thou shalt not be envious of your rivals' cars. That means all of you other teams need to shut up and admire our winning ways.

Now let's see you dominate, Mr. Hamilton."

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#3 mgmeek
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^ That is great and the first thing I thought of when I saw that. :lol:

"I believe I can fly!" Sadly, Massa could not as he was not on the Red Bull team.

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#4 XSamFisherX
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For lying to the public, Felipe proclaimed the wrath of Brazilian weather upon Redders who said April would be a doozy of a picture.
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#5 KimisApprentice
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Massa: I am champion?

APRIL FOOLS!

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Trumpets serenade as King Felipe Massa strides upon his great podium. He is flanked by his servants, Kimi Raikkonen and Fernando Alonso. He stands on the front of the podium, waiting for the cheering to subside. Above him, thunder sounds as the storm clouds draw closer, but he seems not to be affected.

CROWD: Hail, King Felipe! Hail!

The jubilations of the crowd begin to quieten. Massa holds up his hand for silence, and the crowd silences immediately. Clasping his winner's trophy in his right hand, he prepares to speak.

MASSA: My people, my friends, my fellow countrymen! This year we were narrowly defeated by the Pretender, Lewis Hamilton. But I promise you, next year, we shall return stronger than ever before! This trophy you see now (holding it out proudly) cannot, and will not, be good enough for you or I!

Deafening applause. Massa composes himself, and hushes the crowd.

MASSA: My servants behind me are wise and noble men. If I am to take the championship next year, they shall have to support me as much as you will!

Alonso and Raikkonen move into the foreground. Alonso waves to the crowd, but Raikkonen stays still, taciturn as ever. The crowd clap politely and a few cheers are heard, but nothing on the scale that greeted Massa. Massa moves back to the front of the stage again, preparing to speak.

MASSA: Do not fear, do not doubt, do not worry, my people! For I stand before you now, and this I say, that next year, WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!

Massa turns and walks back to the pit and paddock, followed closely by Alonso and Raikkonen. The scale of the cheering could be heard out of Interlagos. Almost immediately after Massa leaves, the storm breaks, drenching the spectators.

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#7 garfield360uk
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Which way to amarillo?
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#8 KimisApprentice
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THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!!
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#9 TannerRules
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Ack KA beat me to it :( lol
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#10 Racky_rules
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God looked down at the Brazilian Grand Prix and thought to himself

'Yes, this is good racing'

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#11 Avenger1324
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Massa imitates the helicopter
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#12 garfield360uk
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And next in line for the olympic diving will be Felipe Massa of Brazil, what will the judges make of this one?
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#13 kono11
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Massa: I'm The GOD OF THUNDER!!! BOW DOWN!!! OR I'LL BLAST YOU WITH A LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!
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#14 Avenger1324
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R. Kelly takes to the podium
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#15 Racky_rules
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Massa: 'I wish i hadn't forgotten to take the hanger out of my race suit before i put it on, i look like a right idiot now'
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#16 XSamFisherX
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Felipe Massa stood in front of his home crowd and couldn't utter anything but the word "Darn."
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#17 kono11
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The reporters: I see something!

The others:It's a bird?

Other:No! It's a plane!

The another ones:No! It's Massa!