Piquet: My dignity, where did I leave it? Is that it there behind the Force India? Wait no... that's... oh that's the chip that fell off Fernando's shoulder.
*In Australian accent* "Oh my god. I don't believe it. Ladies and gentlemen, what we see here could be the first time anybody is capturing this on film. A wild Fernando in its remarkable mating routine. Nearly twenty females have gathered around this prominent alpha-Fernando in hopes of being chosen by this remarkable male. As he looks each one over, they strut their finest colors and crea... I think he has chosen his mate! He is very fancied on that red one. The wing has done it. Finely crafted over many hours in the wind, the wing has given this wild Fernando all he needed to see."
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