.:: F1PU Caption This! March 2009 ::.

To welcome in the Martin Whitmarsh era, starting today, here's a pic of McLaren driver Heikki Kovalainen doing... something O_o:

SOURCE: ITV-F1

"I already pre-ordered my 1:43 scale Renault R29, and the size of the nose of it is as wide as my hand!"

Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin em up
Let em play with the dick in the truck
Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist in cuffs
Divorce him and split his bucks
Just because you got good head, I'ma break bread
so you can be livin it up? **** I..
parts with nothin, y'all be frontin
Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothin, never happen
I'll be forever mackin
Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
I got no patience
And I hate waitin..
Hoe get yo' ass inKimisApprentice

Woah..... That has got to be the best caption ive seen in years :| Did you make this up??? 

While we are on Jay Z topics...

I am not BEAVIS!

And there was a Bear! THIS BIG! Came running onto the car...

"I swear, my car is this big"

 "Duuuuuude, lets go surfing!"

What Camera magazine - how to keep a hand and background completly out of focus - by Heikki Kovalainen

In response to questions about new rules:

"Thats nothing, the new pit lane speed bumps are this big, no lies"