The F1PU Novel!

This is like the '3 word story' that im sure many of you have played on other boards! It hasnt been done here before so i thought we'd it a shot :)

Rules are simple, add 1,2, or 3 words to carry on the story from the previous post! I'll start us off:

One day Button...

Guys make life easy for yourself - Dont bother copying the previous posts, just add your 3 words! It'll make sense when reading through :)

One day Button dropped his knob on Max Mosley'sThe_Gabman

very small....

(not for the story) ^^^ COMBO BREAKER!!!

Ronald McDonald

a nazi themed orgy in the basement of a seedy london building involving the wife of an employee of MI5.

am I doin it right?