You Know You've Watched F1 Too Much When...

Just for a little bit of fun, I thought I'd start up this thread, which could be quite amusing.

(OK, so I thieved the idea from the ITV forum boards, but it's good!)

I'll get the ball rolling...

You know you've watched F1 too much when you take off your steering wheel and climb out of the sunroof of your car when you finish driving...

...When you've missed someone being presented a trophy because you took a ****...

...and instead of going "erm..." you go "aaaaaaaaa..."

...When you've missed someone being presented a trophy because you took a ****...

Redders1989

Hmmm wonder what influenced this one lmao

...when you say "for sure" evrytime u answer a question

...when you see a driver overtake another driver on the motorway you yell "CMON you should of covered the line better!"

...when ur cutting a neighbours garden you stop and complain of understeer

...when you're a Hamilton fan and use the words "like always" alot.

....Once you've more speeding tickets than your cars worth

---when you warm up your tyres during a test drive for a new car to spot under/oversteer.

......when you name your kids after F1 tracks

......when your buying a car you ask the dealer "how do I change the break bias and engine mixtures?"

......when you name your kids after F1 tracks

BlaZe_irl

"OI! Silverstone! Get here now!"

....when you get in the slipstream of peaople walking on the street, for less wind resistanceGreg_888_v8

lol.. that's great :lol:

.....when you say "for sure" when answering a question

.....when you go around the street asking random people about lewis' start to the season

.....when you fly around your office on your computer chair making engine noises and commentating

.... when you try to find the best line going through a highway corner

.... when you line your car perfectly on the white line at a traffic light

For me its...

When walking from school i try to follow the best line so i can get to my house the fastest possible.

...you're drinking Red Bull and you crash into a wall.

...you're 20 years old after doing half a year's worth of driving and hit or be hit by another driver less than a minute after setting off.

...........When you push your grocery cart around the store and try to apex each corner........

....When you spray champange around the supermarket thinking you won the race to the checkoutskipi19

...and when security take you away, you ask "are you taking me to the press conference?"

... when you know that there is only 1 actual change of chassis in this next picture

When you start to do Murry Walker commentry when riding in the car.

*Car enters petrol station* "Oh he's taking a pit stop, will he manage to beat his competitor to the exit, there he goes now to pay, its neck and neck, ooooh he just made it first to the checkout"

....That everytime you grab a trolly at the supermarket, you try and time yourself to see if you can be your fastest lap around the supermarket.

You take the fuel pump out of your car and think "why has no green light come on?"

When you get into your car after paying for petrol, you ask yourself why no lolipop has told you to get in gear and release you back onto the road.

...when you can't help but pick up your air bass when anyone references Fleetwood Mac.

...whoops.

When you are driving using the clutch to keep moving in the slow traffic (i.e traffic jams on early morning) and you start to make a gap so you can move the car around to keep the tyres warm!

:P

When your favourite driver FINALLY has a potential Championship winning car. Boy, how I never thought I'd see the day.

*gets VERY excited*

And then you realize it was a dream and Brawn GP finished last in the championship :P

When you go "dang it, I have to refule, why dont I have one of those infinite fuel cars they have on F1" (when the new rules apply to having no fuel in pit stops to improve car efficiency).

...When you think drivers will all pretend that the KERS button will have the words NOS written on them on the steering wheel

...a Formula One driver who is younger than you joins the field.

Damn you, Alguersuari!