~ Official FFE 1st Annual Caption Contest : 2009-2010 FINAL RESULTS

FFE Caption Contest : 2009

Well, here it is, the first annual FFE Caption Contest. I am sure many people know the rules, but I will explain anyway.

Basically, I will have a set of Final Fantasy pictures for you. This year, we will have 5 images from various Final Fantasy games. From these images users that wish to participate may make as many captions for the pictures as they want. So if you want to have 5 captions for each picture you can, if you want to have one caption for each picture you can as well. Any person may post new captions whenever they think of a new one. So the number of submissions is unlimited.

Furthermore, the more captions you submit, the higher your chances for winning will be, or for being nominated. For nominations there will be three judges. (Look below for the judges) The judges will together pick the best five captions and then we will have a poll. From the poll the winner will be decided. In case of a tie in the polls, we will have one more mini contest between the two winners, and each may only post one caption for the new picture that i will post, but these rules right here only apply if a tie breaker is needed.

Pictures

Alright i have collected about 40 Final Fantasy images, and here are 5 of them that i liked, and that would be good for caption contests. These are the pictures that will be used for the contest and that users can make captions for. Now if you do not know what a caption is there will be an example below in the end.

This picture really works well with contests, just because of the book lol. :lol:

This picture is really cute, great image for contests. :)

We should be getting some fuuny ones for this one.

A very popular image, should get some creative ones here.

Strange picture eh? Seems like we will have some strange captions.

Alright so those are the pictures for the contest, below is an example of how you should post your submission(s):

GamespotUser01 posts:

(Enter your caption, dialogue, etc.)

Being a judge means that you may not participate in the contest but you may choose the best captions for nominations for the poll. Note that all members of FFE, may vote during the polls, so judges will pick the poll nominations but all members of FFE get to vote!

Judges

Maniamsmart
Bioshockraptor
(Fantasy_Gamer

Submissions will close on November 16, 2009. The poll will be set up the following few days!

Have Fun, and Enter Now!

Ok... Let's get my mind sparkling

Ok I got them!!!, These will be funny :

Pic 1:

Genesis: *Reading* and then they realised...they where not longer little girls ...they where little women..

Genesis: *Starts Crying like hell*... and then puts down little women and picks up "Bridges of Madison County.

Pic 2:

Yuna: let's go somewhere quite.

Rikku: *Giggles* Coming right behind you

Wakka: Remember Kids, There is nothing funny about being lesbians!, it's serious!

Pic 3:

Balthier: (Speaks Japanese)

Vaan: Dude,Speak English, I'm too stupid to understand Japanese...

Balthier:*Sighs* I told you not to leave the friginn porshe over two parking spots, now it's not working...

Vaan: What did you say, I was too busy looking at that bird over there

Balthier: %#@! you Vaan

Vaan: Huh?

Pic 4:

Sephiroth: Zack...Carry on my legacy..

Zack: Are you gonna die>???

Sephiroth: No.....I'm now Property of Square Enix Co Ltd

Zack:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Pic 5:

Queen: Come on Pac-man move!!I've been at this for 3 weeks

Servant: Have you turned the game on?

:D

Glad you liked them =)

The only problem with number 5 is that is Queen Brahne, she's not a king.

This is the only one I could think of.

Rikku: But Yuna, we're cousins. :shock: (That's messed up on so many levels, I know)

The only problem with number 5 is that is Queen Brahne, she's not a king.

This is the only one I could think of.

Rikku: But Yuna, we're cousins. :shock: (That's messed up on so many levels, I know)

fffan9391

Spoilsport...:(

Good Caption tho!!

I've edited my Caption 1 and Caption 5(Thanks to FFfan who pointed it out , ty!)

Check them out.

[QUOTE="fffan9391"]

The only problem with number 5 is that is Queen Brahne, she's not a king.

This is the only one I could think of.

Rikku: But Yuna, we're cousins. :shock: (That's messed up on so many levels, I know)

 

shadow_571

Spoilsport...:(

Good Caption tho!!

The rest were really good.

My apologies on how I present the captions, I don't know how to insert pictures in these forums so maybe someone could PM me with how to do it?Thanks in advance.

Caption 1

"I don't know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me...you're my best friend... I feel like taco's" (Emo Kid Lyrics)

Caption 3:

Balthier: "...and you think you can be a sky pirate? You're dressed up as a 12 year old chippendale! Who can ever take you seriously!?"

Caption 5:

Queen: *Irritated and loud* "I've been playing these rockband drums for 2 hours and I STILL can't beat that dreadful weezer song!

^ Number 3 is abosolutely brilliant.fffan9391

Thanks, that's my favourite too 

Addition

Caption 4:

Sephiroth:"Why are you standing way over there, Zack?"

Zack:"Because I know you just passed gas.Smells like you just laid a Behemoth in your pants"

Sephiroth:"..."

picture 1:

"Ah just as I suspected! The grandmother was the Big Bad Wolf all along!"

picture 3

Vaan- "I'm Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca! I'm Captain Basch! I'm C....."

Balthier- "One more time and by God I will strike you."

picture 4

Zack- "What's in the tube?"

Sephiroth- "I'm makin' popcorn, me and Mother are watching Big Mama's House 2 tonight."

Some thoughts: 

-Umm... "were" and "where" are two completely dissimilar words.

-I think it would be helpful if participants would quote the images they want to make a caption for... It's hard for the judges to keep on browsing up and down just to see for which image the captions pertain to. 

Some thoughts: 

-Umm... "were" and "where" are two completely dissimilar words.

-I think it would be helpful if participants would quote the images they want to make a caption for... It's hard for the judges to keep on browsing up and down just to see for which image the captions pertain to. 

Fantasy_Gamer

Wow these are some funny ones. xAGx i like your capitions 3 and 4. Dafreeworld i like your caption 5. Nice improvement on caption 2 shadow_571.maniamsmart

Glad you liked mine.When will there be new pictures up?

Addition

Caption 5:

Sephiroth:"Why are you standing way over there, Zack?"

Zack:"Because I know you just passed gas.Smells like you just laid a Behemoth in your pants"

Sephiroth:"..."

Dafreewurld

nice...

picture 3:

Wakka: "WAIT! Wait, wait! Let me get my camera..."

picture 5 :

queen brahn: nurse come here n change me! jus shat myself...

Addition

Caption 4:

Sephiroth:"Why are you standing way over there, Zack?"

Zack:"Because I know you just passed gas.Smells like you just laid a Behemoth in your pants"

Sephiroth:"..."

Dafreewurld

LOLOLOL i actually laughed out loud pretty hard on that one :P

[QUOTE="Dafreewurld"]

Addition

Caption 5:

Sephiroth:"Why are you standing way over there, Zack?"

Zack:"Because I know you just passed gas.Smells like you just laid a Behemoth in your pants"

Sephiroth:"..."

A_Fading_Scream

nice...

picture 3:

Wakka: "WAIT! Wait, wait! Let me get my camera..."

picture 5 :

queen brahn: nurse come here n change me! jus shat myself...

EDIT: Just edited everyones post with the images, please put the image in your caption

[QUOTE="A_Fading_Scream"][QUOTE="Dafreewurld"]

Addition

Caption 5:

Sephiroth:"Why are you standing way over there, Zack?"

Zack:"Because I know you just passed gas.Smells like you just laid a Behemoth in your pants"

Sephiroth:"..."

maniamsmart

nice...

picture 3:

Wakka: "WAIT! Wait, wait! Let me get my camera..."

picture 5 :

queen brahn: nurse come here n change me! jus shat myself...

EDIT: Just edited everyones post with the images, please put the image in your caption

Okay, I just figured out how to insert images, I'll be sure to put them in next time.

[QUOTE="maniamsmart"][QUOTE="A_Fading_Scream"][QUOTE="Dafreewurld"]

Addition

Caption 5:

Sephiroth:"Why are you standing way over there, Zack?"

Zack:"Because I know you just passed gas.Smells like you just laid a Behemoth in your pants"

Sephiroth:"..."

Dafreewurld

nice...

picture 3:

Wakka: "WAIT! Wait, wait! Let me get my camera..."

picture 5 :

queen brahn: nurse come here n change me! jus shat myself...

EDIT: Just edited everyones post with the images, please put the image in your caption

Okay, I just figured out how to insert images, I'll be sure to put them in next time.

[QUOTE="Dafreewurld"][QUOTE="maniamsmart"][QUOTE="A_Fading_Scream"][QUOTE="Dafreewurld"]

Addition

Caption 5:

Sephiroth:"Why are you standing way over there, Zack?"

Zack:"Because I know you just passed gas.Smells like you just laid a Behemoth in your pants"

Sephiroth:"..."

maniamsmart

nice...

picture 3:

Wakka: "WAIT! Wait, wait! Let me get my camera..."

picture 5 :

queen brahn: nurse come here n change me! jus shat myself...

EDIT: Just edited everyones post with the images, please put the image in your caption

Okay, I just figured out how to insert images, I'll be sure to put them in next time.

Mhm,that's what I figured out.

*Stares narcissistically into the mirror in the book*

Intense staring contest.

Balthier: Where are you're clothes?

Zack: Sephiroth.... ...You lied to me... ..that wasn't the bathroom...

Here I go!

Pic 1:

Genisis: And so Cloud kills you Sephie. ...and... I get out of a bubble and.... it just ends. Thats wierd. 

 Angeal: What kind of scrip doesn't end?

Genisis: -_-' I havn't finished it yet....

Pic 2:

Yuna: Why did you roll in superglue Rikku?

Rikku: KISS ME!!!

Yuna: NEVER-EVER!!!!

Tidus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pic 3:

Balthier: ヴァン！あなたは二度と私のお尻を触れないでください！

Vaan: Wha'd I  do? I can't understand google-translated japanese... I can't even understand english.

Balthier: :/

Pic 4:

Pic 5:

Queen: Wahts this button do?

I could only think about caption 1,3 and 4...well, I wanted to do this three :P

Genesis: *sigh* Why does the bad guy has to die at the end?

Angeal: Hey, your wing is popping out..

Genesis: Ohh!! sorry..

Balthier: Dude, that was one awesome party last night..

Vaan: I got so wasted..

Balthier: *scared* Dude, you took my car keys?!?!?

Vaan: Noo..and besides, you don't have a car: you got a ship..

Balthier: Right..but, dude, where's my ship??

Zack: Hey, Sephiroth, what is inside this tube?

Sephiroth: *sigh* Just some clone of mine..

Zack:  *Awkward moment* mmmm well..how's your mom??..

I don't think I can make any one laugh,but I'll try :P

Genesis : Hmm...what's this? Sephiroth's dairy?

Genesis : !!??

*Genesis blushes*

Genesis : ....I'll pretend I didn't see this embarassing photo of Angeal..

Sephiroth : Genesis,what do you have there?

Genesis : Gah!!

*Drops diary*

Sephiroth : Wait a second...isn't that...

*Angeal walks into the awkward scene*

Angeal : ...Wasn't that photo from the time when you stole my trousers when I'm in the toilet!?

-Thus,the legendary battle between the 3 began on the cannon of Junon-

...I should've listened to my mother and ate more dietry fibre. (For those familiar with the properties of Dietry Fibre ought to get my pun.)

Zack : Hey,Sephiroth,why are you looking so down lately?

Sephiroth : Have you read the script for the next few chapters?

Zack : No,why?

Sephiroth : Due to the recession...Zack...you have to be understanding...

Zack : Of course I'll be understanding,if your sacked I'll go to the pub with you!

Sephiroth : ...Either way,due to the recession,the company decided to sack one of us.

Zack : Of course it'll be Cloud...No,it'll be that red hairdo Turk!

*Cloud and Reno sneezed*

Sephiroth : You see...to make it look good they will have one of us dying in the..end of the story...and he have black hair...

Zack : It must be Tsung!His good for nothing after all! Probably Angeal as well,his getting old and he can't carry that big ol' sword every day!

*Tsung and Angeal starts to crack their knuckles*

Sephiroth : (This idiot doesn't get it at all...)

Zack : Don't be so worried Sephiroth! I'm the main character,there's no way I will die or be sacked!!A charming man like me will only cause an uproar if I got killed!

*Final day of the Filming*

Zack : Why are we on this shabby hill top director?

Director : You see...times are hard and you must be sacked.But to make it look good,you will have to die a heroic death.

Zack : ...Director...Your pulling my leg,right?

Director : Not at all,times are hard and Final Fantasy VII isn't popular. (lies)

*Zack starts to throw a tantrum by rolling on the ground like a 5 years old.*

*Tidus stumbles into the awkward scene without warning.*

Tidus : Err...I seen and heard nothing.For the sake of your future Yuna,Rikku,I swear that I seen nothing...Nothing at all!!

*Tidus hastily wipes the blood that is leaking out of his nose.*

Yuna & Rikku : ???

Yuna : What are you thinking Tidus?I'm measuring Rikku's waist so I can sew a jumper for her during Christmas.

Alright, here's my attempt at being clever, funny, or something among those lines :p

"after buying the final fantasy VII game guide"  I knew i couldnt save Aeris no matter what i did! :cry:

Yuna to Rikku:  you, me, a few drinks, and our own private shupuff

For the last time!!  i did not touch that chocobo unproperly!

Zack says to Sepiroth: All i wanted was a foto of us, but you just HAD to walk closer to the camera again and make this photo aaaall about you.../sigh

"Brahnne says to a servant"  IT"S NOT CAUS OF ME I KEEP DYING!!,  This Wii controller is just really unresponsive...

ok here i go~~ :D

Man! screw black magic training!! where is my freaking sword!?

Yuna: now now rikku, we are family and u know i love you right?

Rikku: umhu....

Yuna: but next time u use my shampoo i'm summoning Yojimbo on your @#$ kay?

Balthier: Vaan! How many times do i have to tell you!? the ship is not a car!

Vaan: (speaking in japanese)

Balthier: Stop speaking in japanese just cuz u sorry! Now tell me how the heck u parked the ship on reverse and in between those 2 other ships!?

Zack: yo seph, i been wondering...

Sephiroth: How many times do i have to tell not to call me"seph".

Zack: oh ya, anyways. i want to learn the way of the katana! please teach me master!

Sephiroth: ok.... but remember...

Zack: Woot! yeah baby! thank you sephi.

Sephiroth: sigh...forget about it.......

Zidane: so u promise to me that she is not your mother by blood?

Garnet: yes i promise... geesh besides this picture of her was from a bad angle....

Zidane: bad angle my tail! if u are going to turn anything like this when u are old i want a divorce!

OOK. Hope i'm not too late for this.. 

Pic 1:

Genesis: God, i love Twilight!

Pic 2:

Rikku: Mmmmm..let's cuddle like this

Yuna: Yeaaa...

Rikku: Wait a minute, why do i feel something hard from between your legs?

Yuna: *silence* 

Pic 3:

Vaan: *singing* YOUUUUU.....Souldja boy tell em..

Balthier: DON'T...sing another word...

Pic 4:

Zach: Hey, what's in the tube?

Sephiroth: You wanna know?

Zach: Yea!

Sephiroth: You really wanna lnow?

Zach: Hell Yea!

Sephiroth: You really Really REALLY wanna know?

Zach: ...... 

Pic 5:

Queen: Aaaaaargh!!! That's the Seventh time today i got RICK ROLLED!!!!

Pic 2:

Rikku: Mmmmm..let's cuddle like this

Yuna: Yeaaa...

Rikku: Wait a minute, why do i feel something hard from between your legs?

Yuna: *silence*

zaibutzu

I could never imagine Rikku and Yuna saying that stuff LOL

 (Genesis): 'reading to kill a mockingbird' sigh... is there really nothing i wouldn't jack off too?

Hugh Heffner: Now... with a few less clothes on.

Balthier:  Why no boobs?!
Vaan: :(

 Zack: Damn!... thats a big... sword you get there.

Queen: (singing) If i had a dime, for every single time, the boys stopped and stared, id be a billionaire

Umm... How can I judge? Who are all the participants? Maybe you can make a summary like this:

[image 1]

participant 1: "caption"
participant 2: "caption"
participant 3: "caption"

[image 2]

participant 1: "caption"
participant 2: "caption"
participant 3: "caption"

It'll make judging all entries easier.