Tifa vs Zell : Battle of Iron Fists.......... :-p

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#1 A_Fading_Scream
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Who would win? Tifa obviously, cus Zell was a wuss...what dyu fink?

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#2 -Phaz-
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probably would be tifa, Zell would be too busy staring at the 2 large objects between tifa's head and stomach.
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#3 DrAwesomeMD
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Zell, because I don't totally hate him like Tifa(I just dislike him with great intensity).

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#4 EmperorZeruel
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Zell he has much bigger muscles
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#5 SymonDezyn
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Zell would win. His teeth are bigger than her whole body.
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#6 A_Fading_Scream
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probably would be tifa, Zell would be too busy staring at the 2 large objects between tifa's head and stomach.-Phaz-

agreed

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#7 Chirag6
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I think it would be an awesomely, spectacular tie :p
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#8 A_Fading_Scream
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i think tifa's limit breaks, if it gets tht far, would destroy Zell...i feel tht, aftr watching FFVII:AC, tht it would be a very "bouncy"(if thts the right word lol) fight...
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#9 FF-Is-Awsome
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well seeing as Zell has the single greatest limit break ever he'd win i mean its like Sabin but multiple times and a limit break My Final Heaven would own Tifa.
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#10 yuffiestrife
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tifa was taught by a master in hand to hand combat so i go for tifa
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#11 EmperorZeruel
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Saban will beat them both
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#12 lordgodalming
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The answer is so obvious that I'm not even sure why we're having this conversation. In an unrelated matter, was anyone else confused about Zell's facial tatoos and the scene where he choked on hot dogs? Not that there's anything wrong with that. (Pauses while confused football players shift uncomfortably and glance nervously to either side.) Because there isn't.

Anyway, Tifa is the only brawler I ever kept in my party for an FF. Saban was alright too, as implied by the previous poster.

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#13 siberian142
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Tifa. She was a awesome fighter in FFVII.
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#14 EmperorZeruel
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saban

zell

tifa

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#15 mr_bri9htside
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Huh? I don't get it.. What about him choking on hotdogs and his tatoos?

Zell's a wuss? Haha reminded me of the chicken wuss scene. I think Zell would win cause Tifa's breasts would weigh her down.

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#16 Dude_The_Man
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Tifa because her chest will deflect all blows that her hands cannot. Its like she has four arms and two are on autopilot! Zell wont know what hit him..
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#17 keyransolo
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Let's all be honest....Tifa would pound on Zell >_
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#18 EmperorZeruel
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Tifa has no muscle tone at all zell has good muscle tone
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#19 DJ-Lafleur
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Uhhh...Tifa! :o
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#20 NWA_31
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Let's all be honest....Tifa would pound on Zell >_keyransolo

...Hot. :P

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#21 FFPZTRREF
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I think Zell has a good skills, but Tifa's just far better. She's much more experienced and was trained by a well known fighter as well.
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#22 LavljeSrce
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zell.. i've defeated omega in ff8 with him alone, no hero drinks. plain, old beat-up... but, then again, tifa and AC... hmmm. when they make some sort of sequell for ff8, then we'll know.
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#23 lightwarrior179
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Zell's Limit Break combos are usually more powerful compared to Tifa but one must also understand that Zell is very brash with little control over his actions when annoyed or angered. Tifa on the other hand is calm and composed. Therefore I think Tifa should take win this battle without much problem. :P
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#24 cjdaweasel
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Zell. Tifa has a bad habit of losing to spikey-haired guys.
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#25 Orasion_Seiz
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I have to say it will be a tie

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#26 tiki203
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Tifa :-P

 

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#27 EmperorZeruel
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I cant believe that none agrees with me that saban will take both of them out at the same time

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#28 DrAwesomeMD
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I cant believe that none agrees with me that saban will take both of them out at the same time

EmperorZeruel

Put Yang in there somewhere and I'll agree. :P

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#29 dbz987
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[QUOTE="EmperorZeruel"]

I cant believe that none agrees with me that saban will take both of them out at the same time

DrAwesomeMD

Put Yang in there somewhere and I'll agree. :P

how about Amarant from FF9 i thought he was pretty good fighter too

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#30 EmperorZeruel
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[QUOTE="DrAwesomeMD"][QUOTE="EmperorZeruel"]

I cant believe that none agrees with me that saban will take both of them out at the same time

dbz987

Put Yang in there somewhere and I'll agree. :P

how about Amarant from FF9 i thought he was pretty good fighter too

i dont like amarant. he looks like a chicken on the cover of the game

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#31 Yurohakuoro
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I haven't seen Zell show off his skills except in limit breaks, which are cool, but after seeing how well Tifa could fight in AC I would put my money on her. Tifa and Zell have some of the same moves like dolphin blow, meteor strike, and my final heaven. Although i still think that Tifa would destroy Zell.
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#32 D3dr0_0
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It would end up being a tie.
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#33 KityKittyCatCat
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Tifa most definately. Zell gets distracted too easily and he'd probably "forget" about the fight to try and get some more hot dogs from the Balamb Garden canteen xD

But say if he we not to get distracted, then it would be a pretty close battle, but Tifa would still win =3

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#34 billybobbarvis
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^^ LOL That made me giggle! In all seriousness, Chuck Norris would win, his limit break is the most dangerous move in the universe: his Roundhouse Kick.
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#35 KityKittyCatCat
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^^ LOL That made me giggle! In all seriousness, Chuck Norris would win, his limit break is the most dangerous move in the universe: his Roundhouse Kick.billybobbarvis

Wow, I made someone giggle. Now that's an achievement.

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#36 billybobbarvis
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What? It was funny. I just pictured Zell fighting Tifa, and then all of a sudden stopping and saying: "Geez, I'm really hungry...I need hot dogs!"
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#37 KityKittyCatCat
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Actually, yeah. After you said that it is pretty funny, though I do doubt Zell would do that since he's that competetive. Although, thinking about it, he's pretty competative for those hot dogs as well....

Hmm....Tifa would definately win if there's hot dogs involved.

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#38 billybobbarvis
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xD Stop it! xD
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#39 KityKittyCatCat
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Oh come on, it's not that funny!

actually, it might be. I'm not one to laugh at things I said myself....sometimes xD

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#40 Greg258
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even if there were no hot dogs involved Tifa would still win lol

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#41 equimanthorn01
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Sabin would show up and tear both of them a new....you know
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#42 billybobbarvis
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even if there were no hot dogs involved Tifa would still win lol

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That's what we've been saying! xD

Sabin would show up and tear both of them a new....you knowequimanthorn01

Then Chuck Norris would show up and tear Sabin up a new one with his roundhouse kick. Either that or Mr. T would pity him to death.
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#43 KityKittyCatCat
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Right, I know this is completely random but...

I think that neither of them would get a chance to win the fight because if Zell used Dolphin Blow then they'd all be swimming around the room they were fighting in for a week, occasionally getting nudged by random dolphins and having fish swim up their trouser legs.

But that raises another perfectly valid question (well, kinda valid): who would win a water fight xDDD

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#44 billybobbarvis
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Right, I know this is completely random but...

I think that neither of them would get a chance to win the fight because if Zell used Dolphin Blow then they'd all be swimming around the room they were fighting in for a week, occasionally getting nudged by random dolphins and having fish swim up their trouser legs.

But that raises another perfectly valid question (well, kinda valid): who would win a water fight xDDD

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#45 equimanthorn01
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[QUOTE="Greg258"]

even if there were no hot dogs involved Tifa would still win lol

billybobbarvis


That's what we've been saying! xD

Sabin would show up and tear both of them a new....you knowequimanthorn01

Then Chuck Norris would show up and tear Sabin up a new one with his roundhouse kick. Either that or Mr. T would pity him to death.

Bruce LEe would show up and prove to both Chuck Norris and Mr T what a real man is
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[QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="Greg258"]

even if there were no hot dogs involved Tifa would still win lol

equimanthorn01


That's what we've been saying! xD

Sabin would show up and tear both of them a new....you knowequimanthorn01

Then Chuck Norris would show up and tear Sabin up a new one with his roundhouse kick. Either that or Mr. T would pity him to death.

Bruce LEe would show up and prove to both Chuck Norris and Mr T what a real man is


Impossible! Nobody can beat Chuck Norris! You know the Superman movies? Well, they were originally going to film a batman movie, but then they saw Chuck Norris flying around and decided to tape that instead.
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#47 dbz987
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[QUOTE="equimanthorn01"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="Greg258"]

even if there were no hot dogs involved Tifa would still win lol

billybobbarvis



That's what we've been saying! xD

Sabin would show up and tear both of them a new....you knowequimanthorn01

Then Chuck Norris would show up and tear Sabin up a new one with his roundhouse kick. Either that or Mr. T would pity him to death.

Bruce LEe would show up and prove to both Chuck Norris and Mr T what a real man is


Impossible! Nobody can beat Chuck Norris! You know the Superman movies? Well, they were originally going to film a batman movie, but then they saw Chuck Norris flying around and decided to tape that instead.

Blasphemy! We all know Hulk Hogan will beat Chuck Norris with a single piledriver

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^ and then Tony Jaa shows up to crush all with his knees and elbows.
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#49 billybobbarvis
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[QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="equimanthorn01"][QUOTE="billybobbarvis"][QUOTE="Greg258"]

even if there were no hot dogs involved Tifa would still win lol

dbz987



That's what we've been saying! xD

Sabin would show up and tear both of them a new....you knowequimanthorn01

Then Chuck Norris would show up and tear Sabin up a new one with his roundhouse kick. Either that or Mr. T would pity him to death.

Bruce LEe would show up and prove to both Chuck Norris and Mr T what a real man is


Impossible! Nobody can beat Chuck Norris! You know the Superman movies? Well, they were originally going to film a batman movie, but then they saw Chuck Norris flying around and decided to tape that instead.

Blasphemy! We all know Hulk Hogan will beat Chuck Norris with a single piledriver


OMG! Chuck Norris is gonna email you a Round house kick for that. Just thought I had to warn you.

^ And who's Tony Jaa?
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^ Tony Jaa is a Thai movie star 2 of his films reached the states that I know of, Ong Bak Thai Warrior and The Protector.