Challenge 5! Now with 99% less fat!

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#1 Marrium1
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It's the challenge none of you have been waiting for! It's a free for all so you gotta fight for your right to win!

Today's challenge is a your momma joke contest!

Everyone says a your momma joke (try as many times as you want just no double posting) and at the end of Wednesday, the winner will win immunity to being voted off and also gets two votes when they kick someone off!

HAPPY JOKING!

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ohhhhh boy you are rdiculous but meh

your momma so fat that the blue whales keep singing "we are family"

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#3 Marrium1
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Very cliche but a classic :P
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#4 Courtney817
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Aww, I'm not good at making jokes! :cry: I guess I'll just have to google one.
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#5 psp8976
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your momma so fat that she is the moon
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#6 HylianCat6
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Good thing I watched some MTV show with Yo mama jokes once. I think, I don't remember much. I'll get to it later.

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#7 psp8976
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your momma is so fat when sit on a rainbow skittles come out if it
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#8 twilightlullaby
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Dangit, I hate these jokes! :x I'm sitting this out...

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#9 Aidan129
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Yo momma is so fat, she has her own zip code :P
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#10 Marrium1
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PSP and Aidan utterly fail on their yo momma jokes :P

Seriously some originality please :P

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#11 psp8976
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your momma so fat that she ate Santa claws
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#12 Marrium1
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you spelled Claus wrong :P
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your momma so ugly that the FBI are investigating if she is a whole new species of fat people
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#14 Courtney817
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Um... your momma is so fat, she is at risk for high blood pressure, diabetes, and heart disease?
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#15 HylianCat6
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Yo momma's so stupid that she thinks mooning people means you take them to the moon.

Meh. I'm too tired to think of something better.

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#16 twilightlullaby
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Grrr...

Yo momma's so fat that when she sits down, they issue an earthquake warning.

Happy now?

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#17 Marrium1
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wow you guys suck at this :P

1. Twilight

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#18 Marrium1
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Oh and it's thursday so that means twilight wins!
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#19 twilightlullaby
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Oh and it's thursday so that means twilight wins!Marrium1

Yeah!!! ...wait is that a GOOD thing?!

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#20 Aidan129
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Um... your momma is so fat, she is at risk for high blood pressure, diabetes, and heart disease?Courtney817

...Easily the WORST one here :roll:

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#21 Marrium1
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Yes that is most definitely a good thing twilight!
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#22 HylianCat6
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Your mama's so stupid, she locked herself in a grocery store and starved to death.

Nevermind, I just realized I've been voted off and this challenge is over. :lol:

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#23 koopa_shell
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Your mama's so stupid, she locked herself in a grocery store and starved to death.

Nevermind, I just realized I've been voted off and this challenge is over. :lol:

HylianCat6

:o I thought of that one when I was seven :P

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#24 Marrium1
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All of your mama jokes sucked :P