Corrupt a wish thread

Someone wishes, the next person corrupts that wish and wishes for something else. Simple enough for you people.

I wish I was a level 6 already.

Granted, but gamespot changes the level requirments for making a union to 21

I wish that I could have a bigger sig

Granted but it to small to see at all!!!

I wish that Slyfur be nice somtime's?

(but i no that well never work oh well)

(I'll talk to her) Granted, but she was only nice for a second and then was meaner then Hitler :lol:

I wish I knew who Hitler really was. :P

Granted but Hitler kill you

I wish that Slyfur tell use here name just one time?

Granted, but I think you might have an obsession with Slyfur :P

I wish hyliancat was level 6

Granted, but... Uh... Um... You win, I don't have a corruption.

I wish psp would stop talking about Slyfur. It's freaking...

grated but now he talks about you

i wish for a eraseable pen

granted, but it leaves those annoying little smudges and you just wanna crush it, but you won't because then it will explode.

I wish this wish was not corrupted!

Granted, but you never actually make that wish. :shock:

I wish I had a huge piece of pie.

Granted, but Aidan eats it and gets fat. :lol:

I wish for Dr. Pepper flavored waffles!

granted, but they're soggy

I wish that this wish never existed.

Granted, but then you make the wish again.

I wish to get good grades.

Granted, but you do so good, people get jealous, form a cult, and kill you! :D

I wish I had a good day today :D

Granted, But i kill u with a bazooka!!!!

I wish i hade a Red PSP.....

GRanted, but it's lipstick red

I wish for a cool glare.

Granted but ur face got stuck

I wish i can kill anyone for free.

Granted, but going to jail is free too so...well you get the idea :P

I wish for an outline!

Granted, but it's of... a dead body! :P

I wish for a pony!

Granted but... Um... Aidan eats it. :lol:

I wish wishing was more fun then this.

Granted, but no one wins.

I wish I could turn invisible.

granted, but you cant turn back to visible

I wish I had a HD tv in my room

Granted but it doesn't turn on!!

i wish i could meet JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!

Sure, but it's um a cardboard cutout of him.

I wish I knew who John Cena is...

Granted, but after someone tells you, you forget.

John Cena's a WWE wrestler. *Marrium forgets I ever said that*

I wish they made Dr. Pepper flavored ice cream. :lol:

granted but it doesn't sell well so they stop it

I wish I wasnt bored right now

Granted. Are you not bored yet?

I wish I had a pet rock

Granted, but it hates you and runs away.

I wish I knew how Marrium's pet rock ran away.

granted but you go deaf as its told to you

I wish I could complete Kingdom Hearts

Granted, but then your ps2 explodes

I wish I had every game ever 

NO

I WISH I WAS A OFFICER IN THIS UNION :P

granted but you have to be checked out by Marium first

I wish that my wishes came true

Granted, but you can only wish for things you don't want

I wish I had a battery.

Granted but it explodes in your face.

I wish Navi and Pikachu died

granted but so does bidoof and mudkip

I wish I had soul silver now before everyone else

Granted but it's in Japanese.

I wish Pokemon HG/SS was out in the US

granted, but all the game stores go out of business and you have to buy it from the black market

I wish I was a pokemon

granted but you are a Magikarp

I wish I was in traverse town...

Granted, but noone can see you

i wish for skills at all musical instrimints know to man