Are consoles Male or FeMale?

I am thinking the PS2 is a girl, cause she makes me feel good and looks good doing it! Coleco-Vision was probally a lil' boy, due to it's simplicity and general clunkiness. Is the system you game with, an old budy or a mistress?

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...A lil' boy and a Coleco. From the same patch; both are bright, odd, and mutually a bit junkie.

Female.

The disc or cart is male.

PS2: female

PS3: male

PSP: Their childeren

They're soulless machines. Think of them as persons and it'll make it harder for you when they break.Black_Knight_00

...yes. Breaking up is always tough. My PS2 and I are pretty happy together though...we really haven't fought since we played DMC 3. That was a bad time...

PS2: female

PS3: male

PSP: Their childeren

Mehdi-Y

ps2: male

ps3: female

psp: little cute children (who need to eat all the time because of the short playtime you have with one charge)

Female.

The disc or cart is male.

xmitchconnorx

I agree.

I guess the Wii is my wife then, because I don't play her at all.vlin1108

Best Post Ever :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Female.

The disc or cart is male.

xmitchconnorx

:lol: Another goodun

ps2: male

ps3: female

PSP: he/she

ps1: he/she

xbox and xbox 360: males

gamecube: he/she

wii: a lady

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PS2 is definitely female. Gave lot of trouble!!! but at the end it worked and we had fun together ;)

PS3 is a MACHO!!!!! Its STRONG!

PS1 is Bisexual o_o

and my N64 is Male but not 100% lol.

wii n64 ps1 slim and sega dreamcast are female the rest are male

they have curves like a hot female

the rest have straight edges that look tough like a male

Impossible.

First, PSP would be their child, not children. (Sorry I'm anal about that kind of thing)

Second, PSP came out two years before PS3.If anything, PS1 and PS2 are the parents and PS3 is the fat brother.

I think of them as females. The PS2 Slim is so beautiful you can almost have sex with it.

The PSP has been seducing me lately. Might buy her.

This is silly, I just have to say...........you guys that claim to have female consoles...........do you get a lot of disc-read errors or dirty lens problems?ThisCurse

no

Well I haven't found a penis or a vagina on any of my consoles, I guess they're genderless.

Treflis

....c'mon, dont't take it literally. It's personification. Like mentioned already, ships tend to be labelled as "she's" and old pick-up trucks tend to be talked about as beasts or mules. It's playing with words and poking fun at the idea that humans tend to label, categorize and even coddle objects in their lives. Regardless...the Nintendo DS is a tween-girl. Kinda cute, colorful, simple and a bit sassy.

I cant speak for the consoles, but anyone who lays awake at night thinking about things like this is definitely a transgender.ThisCurse

...What?! And anyone that would write something so ignorant is definitely a moron.

This is absolutely ridiculous...

They're machines, not living creatures

Female.

You stick discks into them. You have to caress the buttons to get the best response out of them. They demmand you spend time with them. If you fu... play your 360 really well, it can't understand you were just looking for a good time and it goes all psycho and rrod on you.

[QUOTE="ThisCurse"]I cant speak for the consoles, but anyone who lays awake at night thinking about things like this is definitely a transgender.Joystick_n_hand

...What?! And anyone that would write something so ignorant is definitely a moron.

lol @ your username, this topic and that comment!

Female.

The disc or cart is male.

xmitchconnorx

All recent Nintendo consoles are nice little kids, well behaved, but cant do much. The Genesis was a girl because it because it had stuff in two slots. LOL.

Cart based systems: Female

Optical disk based systems: Male

ps2 = is a female

wii= a heshe

Wii's definitely a male.. it gave me wrist cramp.